3: Quirk Apprehension Test and Heroics class

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We walk into UA and find class pretty easily, not losing our cool was the more difficult part.

Not because of the massive door, no we've seen plenty of those.

Because of the idiots inside the door.

"YOU FILTHY CRETIN! GET YOUR COMMONER FEET OFF THAT DESK RIGHT NOW!" Blue hair boy yells.

"No, take that stick up your ass and chew on it you pathetic vermin!" Izumi replies.

"YOU DISGUSTING COMMONER!"

"I'm not a commoner as you think Elitist" No, you're even worse bitch.

I ignore them and we find seats in the back.

Since we're adults there's no fixed uniform, we can wear what we want as long as it isn't something like a replica of the Eiffel Tower or a bright clown costume.

Sensible stuff.

And we have to have the UA logo on our clothes somewhere.

So I put mine simply on my jacket.

(He wears the same stuff Liz did in season 3.

(He wears the same stuff Liz did in season 3

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This stuff)

I see a midget with purple hair balls staring at Amity and growl.

"Hush Luz, he'll get what's coming to him, I have it handled" Amity whispers.

"But he's looking at my wife!" I growl, struggling to hold back.

"Yes, but remember, if someone is gawking at me, that means they find me attractive. Yet I chose you, they'll never stand a chance Luz... I'm yours, and you're mine"

The Perv look at me and smirks at my angered face before walking towards her desk with a confident smirk.

"Hey sexy, wanna get a drink sometime?" He asks, his voice nasally and high pitched.

"No, go away before I set my husband on you" I smirk predatorily as his eyes snap to me and wave slightly.

"Go away or I'll turn your clothes invisible and everyone can see how tiny your really are"

My threat has him scarper to his seat and Stringbean comes out of my pocket with a yawn.

"Stringbean! Oh you adorable little guy, who's a cute little Palisman, you are! Yes you are!" I tickle her belly as she chitters and hisses depending on the form she changes to.

"Sometimes I think she's your baby" Amity chuckles.

"Since she's my kid, doesn't that make you Mommy?" I tease, Amity turns bright red as a dazed look enters her eye.

"Me... Mommy... I can live with that" She smiles dreamily.

I blush a bit at the idea of children then remember how most Palismen act like I'm their parent.

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