Anasui harasses Mickey Mouse

Foo can't survive without water

Foo Fighters was abandoned by the rest of the group. Whether intentionally done so or not didn't matter at the moment-
The most important thing was that F. F was slowly becoming dehydrated, and they didn't know where the nearest source of water was. It was getting closer to closing time for the park as well, so a lot of the restaurants had already stopped service for the day.

On a lighter note, F. F already could've assumed where the gang had gone. There was just one problem. They didn't have a key for the hotel room. Jolyne was the one entrusted with keeping the key safe because she was the least likely to lose it. Plus, Foo hadn't exactly been told which room they were staying in, so it's not like they could just waltz up and knock.

So, their best bet was to simply find some water and then figure out how to get back. Worst case scenario is that they would be escorted out of the park. Besides, F. F was sure that if they were missing long enough, somebody would surely come and look for them.

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"Fucking hell, does this place seriously not have any drinking fountains? " F. F murmured to themselves. There was a clear tone of annoyance in their voice, however no one around to express it towards.

It was already well past closing, but the thought of getting caught by security hadn't even passed through Foo's mind. They were practically melting at this point. The only place they remembered any water was at Splash Mountain™, but it was currently in the process of shutting down so no one was allowed near the ride.

F. F was on the verge of giving up, yet they were ecstatic to find that they had stumbled upon a fountain.
Immediately forgetting all the risks it may have, Foo hurriedly jumped into the fountain.

They were feeling much better now, and their senses came flooding back. Foo was now in the right headspace to think up a plan to reunite with their friends. But, that all came to an end when the hushed noise of foot steps could be heard in the distance.

"Who's there?! " It was a security guard.

Foo hadn't been thinking about this scenario.

"I swear, kids always sneaking into places they shouldn't- Hey you! "

"Uh, me? " F. F spoke just barely loud enough so the guard could hear.

"Yeah you! Who the hell else would I be talking to!? "
Foo thought about making a sprint towards wherever the nearest place to hide would be. But instead, their legs wouldn't let them move.

The guard sighed before speaking again. "Listen, I'm tired as fuck right now and I hate this stupid job. So I'll let you off the hook this time 'round. But, I don't wanna get fired because I still got bills to pay. So I'm gonna have to take you down to [DISNEY] jail. That sound good? " You could tell the guard was fed up with his nightly duties just by looking at him. However Foo could still tell not to mess with him, so they agreed.

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"How much longer do we have to be here.." Anasui spoke with his usual whiny tone, only amplified tenfold.

"For the last time Anasui, I don't know. " It was a wonder how Weather could still speak with his typical calm voice. Anyone else and they would have been screaming at him already.

Anasui was about ready to spurt out more annoying nonsense when the guard came back. This time, with a new guest.

"F.F!? The hell are you doing here?"

"Oh, hey Anasui. I got caught drinking water from the fountain. Y'know, the usual. What are you guys doing down here? "
F. F was shoved into the cell next to theirs.

"Anasui harassed Mickey Mouse and almost killed a kid. " Weather Report said those words in a tone that could only express disappointment. Anasui only looked down in shame.

"Damn that sucks man, you're really obsessed with this rat huh-"

"MICKEY IS NOT A FUCKING RAT! HE'S A FUCKING MOUSE! IT'S IN HIS NAME GODDAMMIT! " Well that sure was a mood change-

"Whatever let's you sleep at night dude.."

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It had been awhile before anyone said anything. But that silence was soon broken by Anasui.

"Psst, hey F. F.. " He spoke in a whisper tone, just quiet enough so Weather wouldn't hear their conversation.

Foo tried ignoring him but it obviously wasn't working.
"What now, I was kinda trying to sleep." F.F was clearly annoyed with him, but they knew Anasui would keep pestering them if they didn't respond.

"Hey, so, I was wondering- Have you been able to figure out if Jolyne is into me? "

"Oh my god.. Not this bullshit again- Look I don't know how tell you this in a way you'll understand (because you clearly don't), but Jolyne is fucking lesbian dude. She doesn't like you, and she never will. End of story. Now will you please let me go to sleep. "

"But-"
"There's no buts about it dude. You're better off finding someone else to fall in love with." Foo had had to explain this to Anasui who knows how many tines, and yet he still didn't get it. Thankfully he seemed to finally understand this time around.

"Ok fine, whatever. But who the hell else even is there? Ermes is gay and likes Jolyne."

"Uh I don't know, maybe the only person that can stand your nonsense? Y'know, the one you hang out with all the time? "

"What the fuck are you talking about."

"Wow I'm surprised you don't know considering you're sharing a jail cell with him right now. Are you actually that fucking dense? Jeez dude.. " F. F was starting to sound a bit cocky. Which was completely understandable, considering it is pretty fun to mess with Anasui.

"Bro Weather Report? I'm not gay though?? I mean I guess he's kind of nice and I like being around him but.. I'm not gay? "

"Bestie.. You cannot be for real.. Do you even hear what you're saying? Oh and don't even act like we don't all know what you two were like during the Bohemian Rhapsody arc."

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ok so basically I'm not longer working on this fic, as I am no longer in the jojo fandom. however Ive has this in my drafts for probably over a year at this point, and decided "hey yk what I'll just post this anyways".

Im considering potentially rewriting this at some point but I'm not sure. I just wanted to post this for the like 2 people that were actually invested.

and if you were one of those 2 people then uh, sorry :(