─ y!dsmp x gn!reader
៸ mafia au ft c!chars.
─ ❝ You better not dessert me ❞
៸ IN WHICH, their too hot to give a shit about anyone and anything.
─ ❝ it's litteraly "desert" you idiot ❞
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─ chap two , cw for mature language n stalking + breaking in lmao , sfw , not proofread
🌤️ ⁺‧₊ ☁️ ₊ . °.
Right as you were trying to enjoy your sleep, and right as the best part of your dream came on a loud noise just had to wake your up. The PTSD from your alarm clock brutally waking you up at 6am back in your school days hit you and your eyes snapped open, nothing was really out of place or anything like that actually, except from some dark figure standing in the middle of your room, sorta staring at you??
─ "Man fuck of, I litteraly can't do this right now."
You directed the hostile words right at them while they did nothing but stand there
"You won't ask what I'm doing here at such an ungodly hour of the night?"
They asked quietly, slightly tilting their head to the side while waiting for your response
"Honestly, considering you're so fucking ugly and that outfit of yours brings me physical pain whenever I look at it, the only thing you can be a threat to is the fashion industry."
They froze for a second,
"Well you kno-"
You sent them a glare, flipped them off,
"Shoo shoo and shut up, get the fuck outa my house mf"
You motioned your head towards the window of your room, what was more surprising than the fact that they were dead silent now was that they actually obliged and left through the window, how they did it you never thought about.
Stupid fuckers like that weren't worth your time nor energy, plus their breaking in skills were seemingly trash considering they were so damn noisy, so you simply went back to sleep and let the exhaustion carry you over to Dreamland.
🌤️ ⁺‧₊ ☁️ ₊ . °.
⁺‧₊ a/n , speedrunning while writing these chaps tbh, filler chapter cause yeah ─ cloudy , 01.02.23
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