Want to come over? I have a trenchcoat for my angle.
If I'm a demon you must be a devils trap. Because I'm stuck to you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
I'll bet you taste better than pie.
Are you my vessel? Because I would love to get inside you.
I'd go to hell and back just to be with you.
I learned a lot of things from the pizza man. Wanna see them?
How would you like a slice of angel food cake?
You must be a werewolf, because you stole my heart.
Are you the impala? Because I want to ride you all night long.
Are you a trickster? Because I would love to put my stake in you.
My love for you burns like a ceiling fire.
Are you pestilence? Because you have infected me.
You must be a trench coat, because you would look great on me.
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Fandom Pickup Lines
RandomSo this book is going to be published in fandoms. I will write short chapters dedicated to different fandoms (if you want me to write for a specific fandom comment and I will update it as soon as possible). If anyone would like me to add a pickup li...
