Are you the Hulk? Because your smashing.
Wanna see my nest?
Are you from Asguard? Because your out of this world.
Do you want to see my Iron Man?
Is that a hammer in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
My pants don't always stay on when I Hulk out.
Let me be the Captain of your heart.
I can handle more then 2 pistols.
You make me quiver.
The only thing that can hold back my Incredible Hulk is my zipper.
Transfer all power to pelvic thrusters.
When they made me a Super Soldier ALL of my muscles for bigger.
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Fandom Pickup Lines
RandomSo this book is going to be published in fandoms. I will write short chapters dedicated to different fandoms (if you want me to write for a specific fandom comment and I will update it as soon as possible). If anyone would like me to add a pickup li...
