PLEASE ME!
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[Name] : " Kyojuro are you earbuds? because i want to use you all day ;) " how was that?
Zenitsu: its... something?
[Name]: shut up you can't do better
Zenitsu: " are you a car? because I can turn you on ;) "
Kanao: i liked [names] better.
Genya: y'all both suck at pickup lines
inosuke: Be mpre orety likw iosuke!
Tanjiro: he said " be more pretty like Inosuke! "
[Name]: L Aoi better
Aoi: thank you..? but where is mr. Rengoku?
[Name]: Ms. Mitsuri invited him to an eating contest and Rengoku still wants to beat her because he stops at like 159 i think? she eats up until 384
Tanjiro: cant believe he skipped for an eating contest..
[Name]: shit have you seen ms. Mitsuri? i would've also
Zenitsu: UM?? BACK TO THE PICKUP LINES PLEASE?
[name]: oh yeah mb kinda forgot about u " are you a game? because i'm playing you ;) "
Tanjiro : i actually liked that one a bit
Genya : stop lying to yourself Tanjiro...
Aoi : yeah Tanjiro please don't lie to yourself it isn't good for your health
[ Name ] : fuck both of y'all i hope y'all all die in another world.
Kanao : Zenitsu would be the first. :)
Zenitsu : die. all of you i hate u all.
[ Name ] : you were begging on your knees to marry me when i first came to the school..?
Zenitsu : i need a wife like Nezuko not some bitch
Genya : SHIT IS GOING DOWN
Kanao : i have no words i just wanna get up from my seat and beat Zenitsu up but that would get me suspended. :)
Tanjiro : i'm done with all of you.. Zenitsu don't call [ name ] a bitch and you wont be ever dating my sister shes a first year.. YOUR A THIRD YEAR??
[ Name ] " Had to go outta town just run my bands up ;) i was only 16 when i ran it up :0 my lil mama 14 am i a predator? "
Genya : i snorted and now everybodys looking at me..
Aoi : this made me wanna laugh bro...
Kanao : basically just explained zenitsu and nezuko in a few words. :)
Zenitsu : we have gym next period i hope your ready [ name ] im coming after you.
[ name ] my timbers are shivered
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NOTES! - modern kamaboko squad! x reader
De TodoNOTES! - modern au! In which the kamaboko squad and [name] pass notes to each other in class old ass humor so sorry for that lmao... mature cause it may contain swear words and stuff!! i dont sexualize minors here so no worriesss!