Wanda: Heyy Nat
Natasha: Leave me alone
Wanda: Everyone is worried about you
Wanda: I'm worried about you.
Natasha: It was stupid kid stuff.
Wanda: What exactly was stupid kid Stuff?
Natasha: It was Yelena's first mission, she brought back a magazine for me, but she didn't realize what it was.
Wanda: What was it?
Natasha: A copy of playboy
Wanda: Oh
Natasha: And I read it over and over and over again, I tore out the centerfold and would stare at it all day long. It was the first thing that made me feel something.
Wanda: I see, i'd be lying if I told you I hadn't read an issue or two in my life.
Natasha: But then they found it. They took them, and locked me in a room for a week, alone, with pictures of nude men covering the walls. Apparently they weren't too keen on the whole women staring at other women naked thing.
Natasha: After that I had to pretend that it was a mistake.
Natasha: They started giving me missions that involved suducting or even sleeping with men for information.
Natasha: And I told myself I liked it. I tried to like it, I really did. But everytime it made me sick to my stomach.
Natasha: Suffice it to say, I never want to see another issue of playboy in my entire life.
Natasha: How did you know?
Wanda: How did I know what?
Natasha: That you liked girls.
Wanda: A friend.
Wanda: My best friend in elementary, grade six.
Wanda: We had been friends for a while, but one day I started noticing different things about her. How her eyes sparkled when she laughed, how her smile made you forget everything, her body...
Wanda: I began to obbsess over her, I would make up any excuse to talk to her, I would fight for her attention, own up to her mistakes.
Wanda: One day she went around, as part of a game, asking all the girls if they were a lesbian.
I tried to avoid the question, but finally i squeaked out, "I'm gay" and quickly followed it up with a " How about you? "
And she laughed and said she was straight, and my heart broke.
Natasha: Wow, that's much more complicated than playboy.
Natasha: Have you ever...been with a girl?
Wanda: What like have sex?
Natasha: I guess
Wanda: No, i havn't even had a girlfriend before.
Natasha: I've never had a girlfriend before either.
Wanda: Oh
Wanda: Steve has been texting me nonstop asking about how you're doing and everyone else is worried too
Natasha: Well I guess we should return to the group chat then.
Wanda: Yea. I guess we should.
Note:
Wanda's gay realization may or may not be completly based off of an expirience I had.
I really loved her too :(
