Leswithabow: POV you find your girlfriend eating macaroni at 3 am.
Blackwidow2.0: I enjoy macaroni Kate Bishop.
Leswithabow: Someone back me up here. This is weird right?
Spyderassasin: For a normal person yes.
For Yelena, no.
Spyderassasin: She just enjoys macaroni.
Blackwidow2.0: Thank you sister.
Letbigodsbebigods: POV you wake up to a foul smell. It's 3 am. You realize this isn't your house, and you dont remember how you got here.
You must have been drinking cause when you try to stand demons break loose in your head. You stumble out of the room, and the smell gets stronger. So strong you start coughing. You make your way down the stairs, and see them. Corpses. Must be a hundread of them. All sprawled out, looks of pure terror etched eternal in their faces.
You start throwing up. Eventually it turns to dry heaving. You stumble through the corpses, trying to reach the door. Only there is no door. Only a latter and a hatch in the ceiling. You climb, reaching the hatch and swinging it open, only to find you are in the middle of the dessert. It's night and the cold air burns your skin. You take one last gulp of the bottle of alcohol clutched tightly in your hand before letting it drop to the ground with a smash. You exit the hatch, and begin to make your way accross the desert.
Thunderseesnogender: Are you ok brother?
Bironman: You know we can get you counseling if you need it.
Captainachillian: Yea mental health is just as importent as physical health.
Letbigodsbebigods: " Mental heath is just as importent as physical health." 🤓
Captainachillian: :(
Bironman: Don't be sad, please.
Captainachillian: :(
Bironman: Please, what can I do?
Captainachillian: Would you kiss me? 👉👈🥺
Bironman: I'll do you one better, cuddles.
Captainachillian: Yay! Cuddles!
Spyderassasin: Aww thats actually kinda cute
Bironman: I'm not cute!
Captainachillian: Yes you are
Bironman: Yes I am.
Captainachillian: So anyway, what happened with you Nat, you know, with the "magazine incident"? Wanda said you guys talked.
Spyderassasin: Yea, actually I have something to say about that
Spyderassasin: I'm gay
Spyderassasin: Lesbian
Spyderassasin: Girls
Witchinscarlet: Girls
Leswithabow: Girls
Blackwidow2.0: Girls
Bironman: Oh no. We've awoken the lesbians.
Spyderassasin: Okay but seriously, women.
Witchinscarlet: I know right!
Leswithabow: Couldnt agree more
Blackwidow2.0: That one was deep.
Spyderassasin: Honestly though, how are women?
Witchinscarlet: One of the universe's secrets Nat.
Bironman: Seriously though, does anyone understand this?
Leswithabow: Have you ever just, seen women?
Blackwidow2.0: I know exactly what you're talking about.
Witchinscarlet: I truly believe that one day I will gay panic myself into a coma.
Lesbianassasin: Women are so pretty I just wanna cry.
Witchinscarlet: I have cried on multiple occasions because of women.
Leswithabow: Women when women but women are women and women so women.
Captainachillian: Ok this is getting scary.
Witchinscarlet: But women! 😢
Spyderassasin: Women!
Bironman: ABORT
Ok but seriously, women.
