As president of the United States of America, Joe Biden decides to make anime characters real, but he must keep this a secret from the citizens before chaos bursts.
Today was Christmas Eve. At the mall, a family brought their toddler to take pictures with Santa. During the pictures, Vegeta ripped off his Mall Santa suit, causing the child to scream, shit itself, then cry. Vegeta got mad at the child and KICKED IT INTO THE WALL. Vegeta was arrested.
Someone else who is in jail is Chris Chan. But she wasn't really Chris Chan... This morning, "Chris Chan" pulled the zipper on "her" disguise down. And there, appeared the popular anime character Naruto.
"Dattebayo! I'm not Chris Chan! It's me, Naruto! I was just in a disguise the whole time!"
The police did not know what to do about this situation so they just kept Naruto in prison.
"Darn it!" Naruto yells in disappointment.
Lauren arrived the arcade and explored it, hoping to meet Kakyoin. She searched all around the arcade, and not seeing him anywhere, she began to lose hope, until... she saw Kakyoin RIGHT THERE.
Kakyoin notices Lauren and thinks, "That looks like the girl that I keep seeing in my dreams... what the fuck she's real!!!"
Lauren walks up to Kakyoin and greets him, "Hi, I'm Lauren."
Kakyoin thinks, "She even has the same name as the girl who I love in my dreams!" then says "Hi, I'm Kakyoin" to greet the girl of his dreams.
"I love your hair" Lauren compliments Kakyoin. "I loved him ever since watching Jojo and seeing him on the TV 3 years ago, and now almost 4, but now he's real will he recognize me? I've had dreams about him but... I haven't ACTUALLY talked to him before..." Lauren thinks to herself.
"Thank you.." Kakyoin says to thank Lauren. Kakyoin actually blushed but only Lauren noticed.
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(visual representation of kakyoin blushing but pretend hes in an arcade instead of the great outdoors)
They both played arcade games together for the rest of the time there, and after they both left Kakyoin thought to himself, "I NEED TO BUY HER A TICKET TO THE AMONG US MUSICAL"
Also during Christmas Eve, Justin Bieber had an appearance on TV for a Justin Bieber Christmas Special Justin Bieber Truth or Dare. Justin Bieber was dared to reveal his deepest darkest secret. And took off the costume and revealed himself to be LIGHT YAGAMI.
