Joe Biden makes anime characters real

Discipline

THREE!

TWO!

ONE!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

LOUD KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

The police were at Kakyoin's apartment. Kakyoin opened the door...

"NORIAKI KAKYOIN! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!"

Kakyoin was arrested and so was Lauren. They were brought to the White House. Joe Biden had the police get the other characters who revealed themselves to punish them for causing "the world to begin to plummet into chaos".

That morning, in the White House, Biden had breakfast with Lauren, Kakyoin, Goku, Eren, Light, Vegeta, Naruto, Deku, and Josuke.

"Ahem." Joe Biden said, slamming the table with both of his hands. "You have all deeply offended me. Every one of you here that's an anime character has revealed yourself. Except for Lauren, who wouldn't have been here if she didn't help Kakyoin to kill one of the characters. Josuke, you seemed to be a bystander. You should've stopped them. Because of that, Kakyoin, Lauren, and Josuke will receive the most severe punishments."

The room filled with silence. Joe Biden got up and walked around the table to where Kakyoin was sitting. He now continued to speak, "Kakyoin. You have done the WORST offense out of everyone here. You killed DIO! Why would you do this? All because he had an accident during his musical on your first date? How would you like it if he killed you because you did something embarrassing on your first date?"

"President Biden... I think you are forgetting something vital. DIO tried to kill me and Lauren first. Josuke saved us both, and I had to kill him to defend myself." Kakyoin responded to Biden.

"Excuses, excuses!" Joe Biden yells.

"I'm not making excuses." Kakyoin replies.

"He's telling the truth! I saw Lauren and Kakyoin get fatal wounds from DIO-" Josuke

"THEN WHY ARE THEY STILL ALIVE?" Joe Biden yells.

"I healed them, with my stand Crazy Diamond." Josuke answers.

"But did you REALLY have to take off your disguise for this?" says Joe Biden.

"We have all been very tired of keeping up our disguises!" Eren states.

Joe Biden responds, "But look what you have done! Chaos has already started! This is just the start of chaos! Kakyoin.. If you never broke your disguise... This would've never happened. You are all sentenced to a YEAR of the BIG BIDEN PRISON! Security, take them away!"