ME, JAMIE, LILY AND ABBY WERE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK ON THIS GAME, AND I MADE MY AVATAR A DISGUISED ONE (THATS THE GAME) AND I NAMED MYSELF 'BRANDON, JANITOR/21/HOT' AND WE WERE GONNA DO A ROUND BUT WE DIDN'T.
JAMIE THOUGHT I LOOKED FUNNY AND WE ALL ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE ME, BUT DIFFERENT BRANDONS BUT TEMPERATURE. BRANDON HOT, ME. BRANDON COLD, JAMIE. BRANDON WARM, ABBY. BRANDON FROZEN, LILY.
AFTER A WOMAN RIZZED ME UP, WE ALL GOT A CRAVING FOR DOPPELGANGER RIZZMENT.
WE LURED WOMEN INTO OUR HOME, SWITCHING SPOTS.
WE ENDED UP ALL CONVERTING TO 'BRANDON, HOT, SURGEON'. ALWAYS WINKING AFTER WE SPEAK. ;)
FINALLY, WE FOUND HER. SNOWBELLE. A PURPLE FURRY. I RIZZED HER UP, AS I AM KNOWN FOR DOING. I LURED HER HOME AS THEY ALL SAT IN THE BABIES ROOM, UNBEKNOWNST TO BELLE.
I FED HER DINNER, EXCUSED MYSELF.
LILY SAT HER AT THE SEAT OF THE LIVING ROOM, EXCUSING HERSELF.
JAMIE TALKED TO HER AS WE STALKED FROM THE WINDOW, SHE SAW. JAMIE EXCUSED HIMSELF.
ABBY STEPPED FORTH, BRINGING HER TO OUR BEDROOM. THEY CALLED ROOM SERVICE.WE ALL STEP IN, IN SYNC, "AT YOUR SERVICE ;)"
WE RIZZ HER UP, MAYBE TERRIFY HER.
WE TALK TO HER... AND THE STORY GOES BLACK.
YOU ARE READING
BOOK ONE: BRANDON.
Humorthis is a literal crack story based on a bizarre story on roblox my friends and i played, this is wattpad worthy. other idiots to blame: @abbotheeggo