Rodrick Rails 2.0 - Rodrick x Reader Oneshots

The Roller Rink Twink

          You helped your mother unload the car and bring the stuff into the Roller Rink. Today was your little sisters birthday, and all of her little friends were there to celebrate. Once inside, you begin setting up for her party. You guys rented a small area to put her cake and presents. After a long while of roller skating and supervising, it was time for cake and presents. You sister didn't want to be on the rink for couples skate anyways. So you begin to set up her cake and all her friends gather around. You guys were interrupted by a record scratch, and two emo guys standing up on the DJ area. Next thing you know, hard rock starts playing and all the lesbians with big calves start invading the rink. You lock eyes with one of the emo boys, but quickly look away. He's kinda hot. Before your sister could blow out her candles, you were interrupted AGAIN, but this time because of some loser getting picked up by his dad on the rink. Finally, your sister was able to make a wish. As she went to blow out her candles, that kid who was taken off the rink runs and lands face first into your sisters cake.
"YOU JERK!" She screams at him, and all her little
friends begin to beat him up. But you were furious.
"OUT OF MY WAY!" You yell. The girls back up. You get behind Greg, who is still on the cake.
"So you like ruining little girls birthday parties,
huh?!" You say as you begin to peg him. He begs for mercy. You finally back off when you think he's had enough. The other girls get back at it.
"Hey." You hear a voice say behind you. You turn and see the emo guy who was up on the DJ stand.
"It's kinda cool what you did there to my brother.
I'm Rodrick, by the way." He says.
"Oh that? That was nothing." You respond. It's
hard to keep eye contact because of how hot he is.
"Care to skate with me?" He asks. You nod your head as he takes your hand and you follow him onto the rink. After awhile of skating, you notice Rodrick
standing uncomfortable, barely moving his legs.
"What's wrong?" You ask.
"Come with me." He says as he grabs your wrist and pulls you off the rink. He checks around before pulling you into the bathroom.
"Rodrick! What're you-" You're cut off by him
dragging you into the handicap stall and shushing
you. You look down and notice his mega boner
poking out from his restrictive skinny jeans. You
blush and look to the side. He then grabs your chin
and forcefully kisses you. He pulls away to turn you
around and bend you over. You guys are sliding all
over the place since your roller skates are still on.
He begins to take off his clothes and pull his out
his  c o c k . You were a little embarrassed to turn over and see his body was less hairy than yours. He rips down your panties and positions himself. As he goes to thrust in, he completely misses and slides back a bit. He scurries back over to you and tries again. It takes a few more tries, but he finally gets in. He begins to pump in and out, causing the both of you to spin around in circles on the tile floor. Creating an aura of poo and sweat around you. He then grabs your arms and pulls them up behind you as you both continue to spin.
"Rodrick, what are you doi-"
"Uh shut up, I'm close" he interrupts. Confused, and not really aroused anymore, you let him continue. You can feel Rodrick begin to twitch inside you. It gets more and more intense until you hear a loud, bussin fart come from the next stall over. Rodrick completely stops.
"EW, somebody farted." He exclaims. You watch as
the person next to your stall bends down and looks
at you guys from under the stall. It was Rowley.
"Oh hey Rodrick! Sorry about that."
Rodrick lost his wood.