Niall; HAY BOI HAY :D
Liam; Niall. What was that?
Niall; just saying hello to my favourite boyfriend xxxx
Liam; you mean I'm not the only one?
Niall; well, for now you are, but Harry's been looking pretty fit lately...
Liam; I hate you.
Niall; aw, Liam, I'm sorry! Can I make it up to you?
Liam; come watch Toy Story with me.
Niall; you KNOW I hate Disney movies.
Liam; yeah, but you love me, so you'll come anyways right?
Niall; I would. But there's just one problem.
Liam; and what's that?
Niall; ... I may or may not have misplaced my license...
Liam; Niall James Horan. It has only been three months, how have you lost it already? Actually, here's a better question: how have you lost it at all?
Niall; well, you see, I was making myself a sandwich, and I couldn't find a knife, so I used my license to spread the mayo, and I really haven't seen it since.
Liam; and when was this?
Niall; ... Last Saturday...
Liam; AND YOU DROVE US TO THE CONCERT? NIALL YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!
Niall; Li, calm down. It's not like my superior ability to drive is in the license.
Liam; but the legality is! We could have gone to jail!
Niall; first, only I would have gone to jail. Second, there was no chance anyways since I am such a great driver. Third, I wouldn't mind going to jail if we shared a cell ;)
Liam; this is not a time to be sexual. You need to find your license before you get in trouble.
Niall; I'm not gonna get in trouble! I'll just do minimal driving until I find it.
Liam; no, you won't do ANY driving until you find it. Now go look. And when you find it, I want you to thoroughly wash it with soap and water. And maybe even spray it with some disinfectant.
Niall; ew, why?
Liam; cause there's nine day old mayo all over it! That's disgusting.
Niall; not as disgusting as the thoughts I'm thinking right now ;)
Liam; that doesn't sound intriguing in the slighted. Besides, this still is not a time to be sexual. Now go find your license!
Niall; you're no fun. Fine, I'll go. But as soon as I find it I'm coming over to punish you ;)
Liam; stop it! I don't want Buzz & Woody to think the tightness of my pants is from them!
Niall; remind me why I talk to you.
Liam; cause you loooooove me xxxx
Niall; yeah yeah. Go back to your movie.
Liam; hurry up and find your license. I'm getting impatient ;)
Niall; WAIT YOU'RE GONNA BE SEXUAL NOW?! :D
Niall; Liam?
Niall; Leeeeeyuuuuum!
Niall; LIAM JAMES PAYNE ANSWER ME NOW.
Liam; ;)
Niall; I hate you.
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Texts Between Boyfriends (A Niam Fanfic)
FanfictionSo my friend wanted me to write a Niam fanfic after I showed him texts between me & Niall (yeah, I text myself. Problem? C;). So I made it texts between Liam & Niall. I might do more, but odds are they won't be related to each other in any way at al...
