Niall; Liam!!
Liam; Yes Niall?
Niall; I can't talk.
Liam; What do you mean you cant talk?
Niall; My throat just kinda died.
Niall; This is your fault.
Liam; MY fault? How?
Niall; Well, if SOMEONE wasn't do rough last night with my mouth, I wouldn't be in this predicament.
Liam; Oh... Oh yeah. My baaaaaaad.
Liam; Wait, did you just use the word predicament? Aw, Nialler, I'm rubbing off on you!
Niall; Oh my god I did. Oh my god I'm turning into YOU.
This is gross. Im just gonna take a hot bath.
Liam; You're mean. I'm gonna cry.
Niall; Haha, nice try. I know you're not actually crying.
Liam; *insert picture of a crying Liam that quite frankly I am too lazy to find at this exact moment*
Niall; Well. Now I feel awful.
Liam; You should. Cause you're a MEANY BUTT HEAD.
Niall; What if I watched a Disney movie? Or threw out all my spoons? OR DRESS UP AS BATMAN? Would any of those make you feel better?
Liam; I'll be over at 16:30 and if all of those things are done I will love you forever and ever and I'll never cause you to lose your voice ever again.
Niall; DO YOU KNOW HOW AWFUL IT IS NOT TO TALK?! I mean, doing it for charity was one thing, but unwillingly not talking is torture, Liam! TORTURE.
Liam; I know baby, and I'm sorry. If I brought you chocolate cake later would you feel better?
Niall; And Nando's.
Niall; And some ice cream.
Niall; And whipped cream & chocolate syrup ;) ;)
Liam; WE'RE GONNA MAKE SUNDAES?!
Niall; Are you stupid? I mean, I love you to death but you have to be seriously stupid.
Liam; Meany butt head.
But what am I missing?
Niall; You'll find out later babe. I'll see you in a few hours <3
Liam; Bye baby I'll see you soon! <3
Niall; And don't forget my whipped cream or chocolate syrup!
***16:15***
Liam; Just now leaving the store, I'll be there in 15 minutes! :)
Niall; Did you get my cream & syrup?
Liam; Yeah, of course. I'm not one of the other boys, I'm not forgetful.
Niall; Yeah, okay. You forgot it, didn't you?
Liam; Maybe just a little bit.
Liam; Okay, I got the crisps and the Kool Aid. On my way.
Niall; Liam. The whipped cream & chocolate syrup!?
Liam; Dammit. Okay, I got chu, Ni.
Niall; Stop trying to act gangster, you're too white and it's extremely funny.
Liam; Whats wrong with funny?
Niall; My throat is practically THROBBING, Liam. Or did you already forget about that wonderful night we shared less than 24 hours ago?
Liam; Right, right. Sorry love.
Liam; I got your (low fat) syrup & whipped cream!
Niall; WHAT THE FUCK?! LOW FAT?! NO. THAT WAS CREATED BY DEMONS. GET REGULAR.
Liam; What's the difference? It's only gonna mix with the ice cream!
Niall; You idiot. I was gonna eat it off YOU, not the ice cream.
Liam; Oh. Oh. OOOOOHHHH.
Well then yes. Regular would be preferable.
Liam; Don't worry babe I got chu.
Niall; Liam, stop, it hurts to laugh!
Liam; Sorry darling! I'll do my best. And I got the regular this time! :)
Niall; Oh thank god. Now hurry here, Batman's lonely.
Liam; You're seriously dressed as batman?!
Niall; And Toy Story 1 is on the telly. And we'll be eating ice cream with forks.
Liam; Ohmygod i love you <3
But would it be okay if we skipped the movie and ice cream and batman stuff and save that for ext week? I just want the whipped cream and syrup.
Niall; Done. I'll be in my room. Let yourself in. I'll see you in a bit Liam ;)
Liam; See you soon, Ni :D
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Texts Between Boyfriends (A Niam Fanfic)
FanficSo my friend wanted me to write a Niam fanfic after I showed him texts between me & Niall (yeah, I text myself. Problem? C;). So I made it texts between Liam & Niall. I might do more, but odds are they won't be related to each other in any way at al...
