Liam; I'm gonna kill you. Stop. Giving. Me. Feels.
Niall; You sound like a teenage fangirl.
Liam; Don't care. You still need to stop.
Niall; What am I doing?
Liam; What AREN'T you doing.
Niall; I'm not doing anything!
Liam; But the way you do it is what's killing me!
Liam; I have an idea.
Niall; What is it?
Liam; Wear a paper bag over your head. And baggy clothes. Like candace.
Niall; You did not just make a Phineas & Ferb reference.
Liam; Hey, you recognised it. You're just as bad as I am, love :)
Niall; Dammit.
Liam; I love you <3
Niall; I love you too. But you bring out the worst in me.
Liam; And the best!
Liam; And the sexiest ;)
Liam; And the most loving.
Liam; And the most protective.
Liam; And the most protective.
Liam; And the most hilarious.
Liam; And the most heart-warming.
Niall; Okay, I get it. You're the bet thing that's ever happened to me and I need to watch more Disney movies to make you happy.
Liam; ... I actually got Louis to watch them with me. So you just need to hug me more at this point.
Liam; Or buy me more cake.
Liam; Or kiss me more.
Liam; Or carry me up the stairs.
Liam; Or just carry me more in general.
Liam; Or drive me more places.
Niall; Or buy you cake. I'm willing to buy you cake. And kiss you. I will definitely kiss you more.
Liam; *cough cough* kiss you *cough cough*
Niall; Did you, a member of One Direction, really just reference One Direction to another member of One Direction.
Liam; Yes. But it's not like you noticed you said it to begin with. Which, really, you should have, considering you got so hungry you decided to be a shark so you could eat poor Zayn (who really shouldn't have a pool since he can't swim. Or a car since he can't drive. Explain his logic to me).
Niall; I don't know, ask Zayn. His logic is just as fucked up to you as it is to me.
Liam; Ni?
Niall; Yes darling?
Liam; Will you come home and get my cake out of the fridge?
Niall; ... I'm in another country and you want me to fly all the way home, hundreds of kilometres, just to get you cake that's only a few metres away from you?
Liam; Would you?
Niall; I can't believe I'm considering this. Uhm, give me a minute.
Niall; You're so lucky I love you. I'm leaving tomorrow morning.
Liam; Oh my god, really? NIALL I LOVE YOU <3
Niall; I love you too. Now get some sleep, cause you'll be meeting me at the airport at 9.
Liam; Deal. Goodnight Niall, i love you <3
Niall; i love you too <3
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Texts Between Boyfriends (A Niam Fanfic)
FanfictionSo my friend wanted me to write a Niam fanfic after I showed him texts between me & Niall (yeah, I text myself. Problem? C;). So I made it texts between Liam & Niall. I might do more, but odds are they won't be related to each other in any way at al...