"Eddie, stahp."
"Eddie. What r u doing?"
"Eddie, pls."
Ever wonder what would happen if an obnoxious, rude, British girl found herself in the town of Forks? Wonder no more, for I, Liese, present to you....
IF DI WERE IN TWILIGHT.
He's like, literally a thousand years old. She's like, "bitch, pls, get away from me". I predict hilarious consequences.
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We are so busy right now, so, for the moment, we won't be uploading anything, apart from this, but only because it's unedited and it took literally five minutes to write (because it's about a page in total). But I think it's pretty funny, and there probably aren't any major grammatical or spelling errors. But I was vaguely hyper/drunk when I wrote it, so yeah, it may not entirely make sense to you.
Twilight is property of Stephenie Meyer, and I own no characters apart from Di. The world is entirely hers. This is purely a work of fiction.
Also, this is a parody. We ARE - well I am, I wrote it- going to be quite rude about Twilight, so if you can't take a joke, beat it!
YOU ARE READING
If Di were in Twilight
FanfictionA girl. A girl with a personality. A girl with an abrasive personality. In Twilight. Something to break up the long wait while Di finishes editing. This is a gross exaggeration of everything wrong with Twilight, as well as Di's personality.
