HELLO! TODAY I DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! I woke up and didn't go to school. Not because I was dieing, or felt like my kidney was going to explode. I just merely didn't feeeeeeel like it. I'm a loser, I need to be punished. My mom strictly said to me. If you don't go to school you can't go on your laptop. Not gonna lie, I contemplated going after she said that. But me being my fat and lazy self, I din't go. So I slept til 11. Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. That's from a Beatles song if you didn't know that already. Anyways.... Maybe I didn't do that in that order. More like, woke up, got out of bed, took a piss, weighed myself, theeeeeeen dragged a comb across my head. OH! The other day I was going to my appointment. Saw this older lady, reeeeaaaal ugly, anyways. She had a bangin' body. Like seriously I got a tad turned on. Keep in mind here, I'm straight. Soooo from that moment on I'm definitely questioning my sexual preference. I hae been for awhile, but I need to experiment. Some day. But anyways. I played skyrim for like an hour, then went to this food place called Moes. It's not that great. They have over 100 soda flavours.. That amazed me. Besides that it's not that great. I got this huge burrito that makes you question everything. Your sanity even. That..... THING was like half the size of a forearm and probably a little thicker than a skinny girls arm... A lot thicker actually. My forearm is kinda pudgy so :3 .... Came home And I asked my mom if I can play sims and she was like..... Sure. I'm dumbfounded at this point hey! Might as well take it. Today's obstacle was making a basement in the plain sims 3 game. Fucking ridiculous. But I did it. And my house looks great. I'm proud of it. Oh, my beautiful baby boy turned into a gorgeous child. He was a god. THEN. As he's twirling with glitter flying around him, my heart pounding, the music playing. I see his new form.... HE'S FUCKING HIDEOUS!! He looks like his fat gross father! Whom I didn't make by the way. I'm so pissed. But now his brother is the golden child. He's gonna be gay. He has this one friend that comes over all the time. I see a zing. Zingity zing ziiiiing..... I'm done... That was ..... I don't even know....
