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baysic 5sos fanfic!!1!

here is a basic 5sos fanfic for ya
(DONT GET OFFENDED THIS IS FOR HUMOROUS PURPOSES ONLY)

"ugH y m I heer????" I cried, jumping out of the stretch limo with the nirvana logo on it.

it's my best friends 18th birthday and were at a 5sos concert. I h8 them so so SO much, I don't even know why I'm here!!!

"pls it's my bday lolz" my bff said, and I rolled my eyes.

"ugH fiiiiiiIne whtvr" i exclaimed, pulling up my sparkly black dress that dragged on the floor.

I need to impress the guys I hate.

we checked in and got in our front row seats, but I couldn't c bc there was a super tall BLONDE boy infront of me.

" EXCUSE ME!!!" I yelled, and he turned.

WOWZA HES HOT, and he looks familiar..?

"wot" he said in a THICK australian accent.

"ur blockin my view" i yelled in his face, popping the p.

"m8, I m the view. don't ya kno meh?" he smiled, and my friend gasped.

"oH m GeE THTS LUEK HEMMINGS!!" she said to me, and I rolled my eyes.

"the hell is that????????" I asked, and she gasped even louder.

"he's in 5 sauce" she cried, and I rolled my eyes again.

"lol wats a 5 sauce??" I asked, and the super duper tall blonde talked.

"the band ur here for, m8. ur hawt, come backstage w me" he said, and I giggled.

"okkkaaaayyy but i hate u"

***
"ONG luek stooOp!!" I giggled, as luke tickled me.

"will u marry me" he asked, and I nodded.

"ys luke ily"

"we just met like 5 mins ago but ilysm bae" luke replied, kissing me.

"ok leggo"

****

"HAIIIIII LA!!!" a blue haired kid yelled, wat teh fuk.

"ok y'all so this is my new girlfriend. I love her so don't give her h8 thx" luke said, pulling me onstage and kissing me.

the crowd booed and I cried.

my depression is so bad rn.

"no it's k bb, there jelly." luke said, and I nodded.

"thx bby, ily."

"o ya btw I'm cheating on u with column teehee" luke said, and I giggled.

"thts k, bb."

but who's column

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no current 5sos writers even write like this but let's be real we all used to