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Literally My Life Is...

(another mini basic fanfic bc i know u guys like these a lot :-))

Hai. 

My nme is Weineress Dicklick.

Im 18 and from Los Angeles Californeeuh, aka the worst ctee ever lol it cold

Anyway i hate my life. 

I have anxity and i am shy and have no frinds.

Her es my life ;*

+++++++++++{[{+{=-=- !!!omg squishy!!!

Ok lol so it was the last day of school, FINALLu i hate that hellhole.

I get bullied so bad cri :(((

As i was walking to lunch with my one weird ass friend who literally turns against me in the middle of the book bc i can't think of any other climax,  i got punched on the nose. ow

"..........................wyd" i chortled, lookng at the boy who hit me.

he must be new... I've never seen him before.

"by bitch" he said and spit in my mouth, kinky ;)

"omg thats michael clifford he's new here, its his first day" my friend says, swooning. lol not spooning ew 

"i don't like him" i burst out yelling, popping the p.

as i watched him walk away i saw his green orbs and plae skin and rainbow hair bc lbr my author forgets what color hair he had in the previous chapter so they make up a new one and thought,

' o fuck i like him'

why am i in love with my bully?

++_+_~+_~+~_~+)~) !SQUISHYYY!

"hey tit hoe" i heard while i was walking home, and i turned around to face a boy.

he was as tall as a skyscraper, wonder how many rooms he got hahaa ;)

"hi luk" i giggled, looking up at him.

suddenly ,michal walks up next to him.

"hey tit hoe" luke says, and i swat nervously.

"hi luke, hi bitch" micheal {ok fucking biggest pet peeve its fucking M I C H A E L bitch ok back to the story} scoffed, smirking down at me.

"h-hi michale" i stutter, biting my lip.

omg im hrony???????

"hey tit hoe" luke says, lol he's so funny and origanal, what a lil jokester.

michale lookedat me lustfully and i knew exactly what he was thinking. 

"luke, im gona steal weineress from u for a sec" millard sayd, grabbing my wrist.

"hey tit hoe" luke said before walking away on his mil elong legs.

suddenly, michael broke into a car and shvoed us in.

"i want ypy" he growled and i monaed.

"i thought u hated me" i whispers, looking a him.

"no baby i looov u i was just nervous to tell u" je said before kissing me.

aw he so shy bby boy!

omg now were fukcing!!

"mmmmmmmmmmmm o ya" he says, accidentally turning the car on and shifting it to neutral with his big toe.

lol we rolled 

lol we dead

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tdhe end