*greetings intellectual individuals, I bestow this book/story upon you for your entertainment and joy.... and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ some other feelings. but without further ado enjoy.*
*scene cuts to a tall-ish building with horns attached then showed a door that say's imp.
Blitza: Alright now I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes now it's no one's fault ok I'm not naming any names here...moxie now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin up again?
Millie: What about a car wash!
Y/n: 👌
Blitza: This I hell Millie no one cares about Cara being clean here okay... Ooh what about a ✨billboard✨
Y/n: we can't financially get one ma'am
Mox: I agree with Y/n we cannot afford a billboard
Blitza: Helpful mox real helpful really glad your in the room right now (pushes mox out of her seat) have you gals and guy forgotten what service we provide (Turns on a small tv)
(Couldn't find a video so watch the pilot episode up top)
Blitza: Aah those were the good times.
Y/n: I suppose so even though we kinda almost do this on a "daily" basis
Mox: I don't need any reminding ma'am considering you blew most of our salary on a obnoxious tv add last week, one that you additionally paid to run for 3 hours on a channel...that nobody watches.
Y/n: besides me and our clients
Mox:anywa- wait did you say you watch this?
Y/n: Yeah it isn't that bad just....mildy irritating also it something I watch when I'm just bored
Mox: O-ok 😐
Blitza: Uh hey mox what's obnoxious of a super fun jingle alright. It's a fun distraction when an advertisement is spitting bullshit
Millie: People love musicals ma'am
Y/n: it is indeed quite a splendid jingle if I do say so myself (said in a fancy accent)
Blitza: Thank you Y/n good to have your support...or maybe more~ (Winks at y/n)
Y/n: what else would you need besides my Acknowledgement?
*Blitza walks over to y/n slowly and leans on his chair*
Blitza: Oh I don't know......maybe your magic touch~ (she boops your nose)
Y/n:
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(Everyone but Y/n.......maybe)
Y/n: I-i will keep that noted 😅
Blitza: Also thank you Millie and were basically doin a musical. You going to crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did.
