*greetings intellectual individuals, I bestow this book/story upon you for your entertainment and joy.... and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ some other feelings. but without further ado enjoy.*
(Y/n slowly wakes up to find himself in bed on the left side then started to stretch only to look right to find his boss...)
Y/n: *whispers* oh. My. Goodness. Why does this always seem to happen me...
(Y/n slowly gets up but is pulled back into bed by his boss Blitza)
Y/n: Please tell me nothing happened like. You know... Intimate?
Blitza: Don't worry nothing happened, you fell asleep watching TV on the couch so I laid you down on my bed and got comfortable before going to sleep.
Y/n: Oh good, good phew.....
Blitza: One little thing or should I say "big" thing is that you cuddled me from behind and I definitely felt your friend~
Y/n: You make my life a living hell...
Blitza: Aw thank you N/n (Nickname)
Y/n: Wha- oh. Oh fuck me I made a pun...
Blitza: Do you want me too~
Y/n: Woah hold your horse baby, let's take this slow M'kay
Blitza: Don't worry y/n we can take it slow~
Y/n: One more thing outta that mouth and I'm gonna tape it shut.
Blitza: *lays on y/n facing him* Fine, fine I've had my fun. At least that part of fun~
(Sexual tension silence...)
Y/n & Blitza: OH FUCK/CRAP IT'S A WORK DAY!
(Y/n and blitza quickly got outta bed and went to shower. To y/n showering with blitza wasn't bad till she had tried to seduce him in the shower, after they were finished cleaning themselves they got their work clothes on headed off to I.M.P) ______________________________________
(???): I a good person till it all went down. I was good my entire life.
(The scene cuts to somewhere to a tiny school in the middle of nowhere) *Flashback*
(May Berry): Oh my stars, stop singing children hush up now!
(All the kids stopped and listened to their teacher)
(May berry): I forgot it's my husbands birthday. I didn't get him anything special
(Little girl): We could do a happy birthday surprise!
(The scene shifts to may Berrys husband having sex with another woman. They start to have and the women grabs the "protection" and throws it at the computer which actives the camera built into the computer which ticks off may berry)
(Mrs may berry walks out till a little girl stopped her)
(She then drives off at alarming speeds and left the kids alone which they watch what happens from the computer)
(Husband): Oh shit sweetie what are you doing here?!
(May berry): She up jarold *starts up chainsaw)*
(???): AAH!
(May berry): You scream like a bitch.
(May berry uses the chainsaw to "Harm" her which then causes jarold to respond)
(Jarold): Oh my god, s-she had a family!
(May berry): We could've had a family
(May berry shoots jarold only to realise what she has done in front of the children then proceeds to commit Die)
*End of flashback* ______________________________________
(May berry): You do everything right in life, play by all the rules. And still end up down here with all the Hitler's and Epstein's of the world. After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So that's why I'm here, to get my revenge.
Y/n: What a fine tale to be told I guess?
May berry: excuse me?
Y/n: With all due respect I believe you trust me I do. But it's just so......wild.
May berry: Your the one wearing a SS uniform from world War 2.
Y/n: It was a gift from a friend M'kay. Also it's fancy and comfortable😎
Blitza: I mean.......was she hotter. Just sayin cause I have a hard time understanding all the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me tits
May berry:
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Blitza: Ookay, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here *gets up from her chair* see we take revenge out on the living and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of your death frankly are all probably down here in hell with you, Boop. *Blitza boops her nose*
Y/n: gotta agree with my boss here ma'am. I have no idea how she could've survived.
(Y/n was pulled and pushed down into blitza chair who which sits on his lap to face her client)
May berry: Not all of them that whore survived. Now they call her a "hero" ______________________________________
______________________________________ May berry: SHE IS NOT A HERO!
(As she says that she smashes her fists on the table which frightens blitz and y/n)
Blitza: Hehe- my thoughts exactly...
(Blitza starts hit a button under the table which is labeled crazy client) ______________________________________
