uk ran sat on the kitchen table, stirring a cup of tea. georgia was sitting across from her with a paper and pen. it was early in the morning, and uk ran could not concentrate. she only spun the spoon round the teacup, over and over...
"okay, first things first, what are you apologizing for?" georgia snapped her out of her thoughts.
"you know exactly what i'm apologizing for." ukrain said.
uk ran did not want to be doing this today, and she most certainly did not want to be doing this while a hallucination in the form of her dead boyfriend laid on her couch, looking directly at her.
"okay... but what happened? we could start by describing your feelings then, and why you treated him lik-"
"i don't want to make excuses! i'm apologizing, not pushing the blame!" rain yelled.
"can you guys shut up? i'm trying to sleep here," upa asked.
"YOU SHUT UP!!" they both said.
the situation did not get any better. ukraine was supposed to be a normal, functioning countryhuman who could apologize for her wrongdoings. but now she was acting like a child, and she did not like this one bit. she wasn't even sure if she wanted kazakhstan to forgive her. ugh! how frustrating!
"okay... so, you're apologizing for grieving. right?" georgia asked.
"that sounds stupid,"
"YOU'RE STUPID!"
"this isn't getting us anywhere. just go apologize to the guy and move on! what are you guys so stressed about?"
"EVERYTHING!"
their conversation turned into a screaming match. a 2v1, if you will. and you might guess who won. of course it was upa. he was good at screaming but never actually doing anything when he was alive. no match for the NKVD and edgy 14 year olds on reddit. their screaming match got so heated that nobody noticed a knock on the door. actually, it was two knocks. then three. the knocker decided to leave after realizing that nobody was going to answer the door.
when the screaming match ended, everyone decided to go out and eat. since it was early in the morning and everyone was angry.
uk ran did not have a car. georgia did not have a car. upa could just teleport, but none of them could tell if he was actually real or not. without saying a word, everyone collectively decided to follow ukraine to the nearest restaurant. which was a billion miles away. conveniently, they arrive in 3 seconds, and find-
"OMG GEORGIA HIDE ME" uk ran yelped, and hid behind her friend.
"why? what's wro-"
the three of them looked towards the restaurant and saw KAZAKHSTAN AND BELARUS sitting on the tables outside.
".............those are your coworkers, right?" upa aske-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ukraine immediately combusted into a huge explosion that killed the world.
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after the world was repaired, the trio went back to spying. instead of eating. georgia got a little upset, but this was life or death, i guess. he got sick of watching, so he said:
"um, ukrain, i think you should go talk to kazakhstan."
"WHAAAAAT?!" said uk ran, screaming, which caused our targets to spot them. but uk ran was too focused on being embarrassed that she did not notice this.
"how could i do that," she continued, "if he's going to be mad at me? he's going to be so upset! he hasn't forgiven me!! so so angry, and he'll- HE'LL-"
"if you really didn't want to be noticed, you failed." upa said, and pointed towards kaz and bela, who were watching them with wide eyes. belarus seemed to be laughing.
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uk ran ran away like usual. wait, no. scratch that. this was not normal. the usually loud and brash uk ran was ranning away. like a coward. this was... fear, right? fear of what kazakhstan would say to her. about her. looking at her with those bright blue eyes, and that loving smile... fear, yes. totally could not be anything else.
nothing else.
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Randomwhere we follow our main heroine, ukraine aka uk ran, as she forgets common sense!!!!!! WARNING: super duper amazing fanfic ahead!1!!1! this is definitely not a crackfic, what are you talking about??//??/?/??/ (in all honesty, this is a stupid story...