where we follow our main heroine, ukraine aka uk ran, as she forgets common sense!!!!!! WARNING: super duper amazing fanfic ahead!1!!1! this is definitely not a crackfic, what are you talking about??//??/?/??/
(in all honesty, this is a stupid story...
they reached the house of canada, which was a huge mansion.
"i INSISTED!! on!! building it!!" amwewica said, looking at our tiny heroes. here is a drawing i made showing their sizes
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ukrain was already mad at americ for existing. he was obnoxious and annoying. and destryoed half her house. but still she kept silent, and watched as he and georgia left in the truck, leaving her and canada alone in the house. i mean. mansion. super big house. here it is
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(i like showing pictures. i will now do this every 5 seconds because it is fun)
for example here is a picture of a cat i found on the internet
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das you
back to the story. Canada offered ukrop to go inside, and she said yes, so they both went.
"uhm uhuh yes uh do you want some coffee" canada said
"what's a coffee"
"oh."
can went to the kitchen and had our fellow homie sit on the couch. she was nervous. she didn't know why can needed her. sure, they were sort of friends since they were teenagers, but she still didn't know him all too well. to her, can was some guardian angel that descended from the sky to support her and recognize her independence after svu pulled a cowabunga and dissolved into nothing. of course while thinking about this she was once again pulled into her thoughts and didn't notice when canada arrived with the coffee.
"i'm back :D" canada sang, and sat in the couch next to our fellow hom- (kills myself) ukran.
ukrain snapped back into reality and took the coffee from canada. it was hOT. and so was canada. but whatever. ukrain stared at the coffee, waiting for it to cool down. canada cleared his throat, and said:
"i've... heard you were going through a lot right now."
"ya think?" ukrain replied, nonchalantly.
"well, of course you are, being a new country and all, but i was referring to... more of..."
ukrain immedately thought of kaz for some reason. her face turned red.
"it's not like that!" she stammered.
"huh?"
"haaaaaaauhh????!!!"
"what do you... uh, well, i wanted to talk to you to refer you to. uhm. a... i hope this doesn't come across as rude, but... i heard you... i was worried you'd... uh, you know what, nevermind. i'm sure it's not that serious. south was just exaggerating. yeah."
now ukran was really confused. "what's not serious?" she asked.
"forget it. is the coffee good enough? i didn't know how you liked it, so i didn't make it that strong."
ukrin took a sip. it tasted horrible. "yea it tastes amazing! thank you so much yeah uhu of course"
and so canada thought of a conversation topic and they chatted for a long time. ukrain got to know canada better, so that was a plus. the sun was almost setting, so canada offered to take ukrain home, even though her home was hours away, but ukraine obviously refused. so he then offered to at least pay for the trip. she also refused. so she went walking home and left the house of canada.
as she was walking back to the shore, upa appeared because he's just like that sometimes.
"hey uki," he said.
ukraine said nothing because she still wasn't sure whether he was real or not. sure, georgia and belarus saw him, but maybe they too had undiagnosed scizsoprnia shizo shcitzo scz szphri I GIVE UP
upa didn't care that ukraine ignored him because he was used to it anyways. after 36 years of him talking to her as a ghost.
"so i was trying to look for georgia because he ran away like a fool then he randomly shows up at your door with this thing that was brown in between two breads but with some sort of paper? and some yellow square on the side because "the employees didn't understand what he meant by cheese on the side"?? i was confused because i had never seen such absurdity before. it looked like plastic and-"
"hey can you maybe shut up?!" ukrain yelled. she was stuck on the question that canada was going to ask her. and the chatterbox next to her annoyed her to death. yeah, maybe he should have stayed dead or something. she was completely over him anywasy.
"woah someone's mad. did something happen?" his gaze softened. (damn 2012 wattpad go off i guess)
"no! i mean, yes, i mean, kind of, i mean. nunya business." she said.
"but you really seem upset.. you sure you don't want to talk about it?"
"yah yeah whatever i don't care i don't care i don't care nothing even happened."
"okay........"
they both walked in silence until
"wow the moon over there looks really pretty don't you think ahahah you know who else is pretty? youuuuu-"
ukraine slapped him. she wasn't going to deal with this bullshit again.
"oW tf was that for??" he yelled but also whined but not necessarily maybe a tone in between both i dont know if there's a word for it but google doesn't give the right words to describe how he was saying it so you'll just have to deal with this vague description
ukraine laughed because seeing upa suffer was funny. what she didn't know is that a certain someone was watching from the trees nearby...