You were a human and your friends and then you met a chainsaw dog like creature but it was friendly so you decided to make him your pet, you named him Pochita and you were having a great time until one of your friends made a portal to hell, unfortun...
I was just laying down on the chair of the van, bored as hell (pun intended or not)
Blitzø was blasting some music while moxxie was covering his ears because of blitzø's music taste but I didn't mind
As we were about to park a random car parked in blitzø's parking spot
Blitzø: THE FUCK?!
Blitzø got out the car and yelled at the person who parked in his spot, I decided to see who was the person and it was a female demon
Blitzø: Oh sh#t verosika?
Y/n: Who?
I asked confused as hell
Blitzø: Y/n go inside I need to talk to her
I shrugged and got out the van going to the office
[A few hours later]
I was sitting on the chair bored as hell with nothing to do until blitzø barged in the room, I noticed that he was thinking of something
Y/n: What are you thinking boss?
Blitzø: I was thinking about how to beat verosika in the demon duel
Y/n: A what duel?
Blitzø: I said a demon duel you deaf bitch
Y/n: Damn don't have to be mean
Blitzø: Oh I have an idea!
[After blitzø explained the whole plan]
Blitzø: Do you have any questions?
Moxxie: Uh yeah, why was that nonsense?
Blitzø: That wasn't a question
Moxxie: That wasn't a plan
Y/n: I agree with moxxie here blitz
Loona: Hey is there a way I can come with you guys this time?
Blitzø: Absolutely not I forbid it not gonna happen, sorry sweetie spring break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls, you know the freaks up there who drool all over you
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I was confused of what they were looking at
{Time Skip}
Me and the rest of the crew were hiding behind a pillar
Y/n: ....Okay you know what you guys deal with this I'm gonna go rest somewhere
I then walked away from the crew and sat on the sand, taking a deep breath
Y/n: Ah I missed fresh air and you too pochita
I looked at my chest and patted it
Y/n: I miss you pal...
{Time skip to where the fish monster}
I heard some rumbling so I sat up and decided to look for the cause of the rumbling, then I see a fish monster
Y/n: Huh well then I guess it's time for some good ol' fun
I grab my ripcord and pull it turning into chainsaw man and ran to fish monster, then I jumped and sliced it in half
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Then I landed in the sand doing a cool pose as the chainsaws melted off me
Y/n: I deserve a reward and I hope to touch some tits
I joked to myself and stood up then I saw blitz with his crew
Y/n: Oh blitz did you finish the work?
Blitzø: Fuck yes we did
I look at moxxie noticing he was drunk
Y/n: What the hell happened to him?
Millie: He was thrown in a barrel of alcohol
Y/n: Oh okay....wait huh
I said in confusion
Millie: Don't worry about it
Y/n: Okay? Anyways let's go back
Loona opened the portal
Y/n: Lemme go first
Loona: Okay sure
As I was about to go on the portal I slapped loona's ass and jumped in winking at loona
[3rd person POV]
Loona blushed and growled at that, then jumped in follow by moxxie, Millie, and blitzø
|End of chapter 7|
(Hope you guys like this and sorry for the long release)