Watch Out For Creeper: Her Love Hurts (creepypasta romance)

Berrrn

"You ass!" I shouted back at him. He continued to laugh. I stood up and dusted myself off. I growled at him then turned towards the end of the clearing and began to walk towards the trees. He gripped my arm. Tightly. "If you go you die." He growled. "I. Don't. Givva. Shit." I growled back in a smart tone. He let out an angered grunt then let go. He pointed at me and said, "If you go I'll kill your dog!" I gasped. "He is no dog!" I said offensively. He rolled his eyes. "Whatever, I'll kill him okay!" He shouted. I groaned. "URGH! But it's so booooriiing!! There's nothing to dooo!!" I whined. He slapped his forehead with is hand. "Play pat-a-cake with the wall." He sighed. Oooo! That's sounds fun. I immediately ran into the cabin to go do that.

~~~Time Skip~~~

I've been playing this for 4 hours straight...JEFF IS A GENIUS!! This is the most fun I've ever had!

I smiled, staring at the wall. I never knew how much fun it was.

I decided to make food considering the fact that I don't remember the last time I ate. I looked through the fridge to find something to cook up but to my disappointment...there wasn't anything...ANYWHERE! I swear! JJ wants me to starve! There was absolutely nothing in the kitchen to eat!

My stomach made a loud rumbling sound indicating that I needed to eat...now. "WHERES DA FOOD!!" I shouted before slowly turning towards Fluffy, who had been chillin by the front door.

I stared at him longingly. "Foooooood....Meeeeeeaaaat.....FOOOOOOOOOD!!" I shouted as I began to chase Fluffy around the cabin. That lasted a good 5 minutes before I collapsed with exhaustion and hunger.

I stared at the door. "Food! I summon thee!" I shouted.

The front door slowly creaked open. Behind the door was a confused and slightly worried JJ. I stood up and ran to him for one reason and one reason only.

"FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!" I shouted.

He laughed then walked to the kitchen with grocery bags around his arms. He set them on the counter and I stared at them curiously. "Food?" I asked. "Yes, food."

I began to run around the living room excitedly while chanting "food".

Finally, I can eat!!!

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So yeah this is going to be the last "fun" "crazy" chapter for a while. The story is currently in hold but once it is off of hold, expect longer, and less stupid chapters so yay I guess. ENJOY LIFE!!!