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#6

-dazai is fed up at this point- :]

As dazai stirred in his sleep he could hear a light chattering. Opening his eyes ever so slowly, he is awakened to see a dull room. The room was cold, musty and over all plain grey. He looked around the sad room to find nothing but himself and the people who clearly haven't noticed he had woken up. As he tried to stand up, he was strained down. Looking down to his torso he saw a bunch of horribly tied ropes. They were old and tatty. Easy to break, but dazai being dazai, he wants to see how it will play out.

As he sat there and let out a loud, long breath of air, the people chatting spun their heads to look at him. Now dazai could fully see, he counted how many people were there. There were 5 people. All quite weak and skinny. Very easy to brake if he so wished. Only though, not like he would... haha.

After the 5 men looked at him for what seemed like forever dazai spoke up, "Well hello, scrawny children!" he said in an enthusiastic tone. "Shut up! We have taken you and we want money. Contact whoever and give us the phone... n- Now!" the shortest replied in a weary tone. He was scared. Of what? Dazai? Paha, what a predicament this is!

Having enough room to grab his phone, due to the lack of skilled kidnappers, he looked down as he dialled a number. The ring took a little while before a voice was heard on the other side. "Dazai, what. Do. You. Want." The voice spoke out in annoyance. Clearly not happy to see dazais name pop up on the phone. "Chibi! Hey, care to-."

"Give me that damn phone-!" one of them spoke as they snatched the phone. After massively pissing chuuya off and asking him for money, chuuya hangs up with a massive 'NO' for extra assertiveness. The 5 people just stared at the phone intently as they pondered over what the hell just happened...

"OI! WHY DID HE HANG UP! You know you have been kidnapped right!?" one asked. Dazai widened his eyes in shock and quivered his lips. "...Really? God this is the third time this WEEK. It's getting old now." He mumbled the last part. Just before he got a response the door began to shake.

After a few more shakes, it was kicked down. Dazai untied himself and walked over to the door as the boys stared in shock, dazai broke free by himself. In seconds. He arrived at the door where a shorter ginger man stood looking very annoyed. "Dazai. You have got to stop calling me when this happened. I know for well you can get out by yourself." Chuuya spoke as he fixed his hat on his head.

Dazai began to laugh. "I didn't do it chibi-chan" he replied. "Then why are you laughing?!" chuuya shot back in annoyance. Dazai was still laughing as chuuya had said this but the moment chuuya spoke he had gone quiet. "Because the people who did this are freaking stupid." Dazai replied as he looked at the people with disgust. "No manners, can't tie ropes, what are you even good for at this point children?" he said as he lifted his head up to show he is better. He showed them they were weak. They were nothing compared to the godly likes of him.

Within seconds, dazai was well on his way to punching one of the mean. Chuuya stood there before one of them ran up to him. Thinking they would be a threat to him, they pulled out a knife. Chuuya dogged and twisted his arm backwards, almost breaking it in doing so.

After quickly disposing of the ...threat, dazai smiled happily once again. "You did worry for me chibi! I'm flattered." Dazai spoke as he walked off, leaving no room for argument.  

a/n: Make sure to eat sleep and drink

Goodbye stranger <3

~666 words