warnings: guts, cannibalism, spoilers
Golfball: "DO I STILL CARE ABOUT MY FRIENDS? IS THAT REALLY A QUESTION?"
Golfball: "OF COURSE I DO! TB IS THE BEST THING TO SVER CROSS MY PATH! HE'S A DELICIOUS SOURCE OF FLESH, AND HE LOOKS THE PART, TOO. I LOVED EATING PART OF HIM. WHEN I GET THE CHANCE, I'LL EAT HIS HEART AND SHOW HIM HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT HIM~!"
Golfball: "TWO IS COOL, TOO. HE'S MY BEST FRIEND SINCE WE AGREE ON ANYTHING... EXCEPT FOR EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY.. NEVERMIND! I JUST MAKE THEM AGREE, OR ELSE. ALSO TWO ALSO SEEMS UNCOMFY AROUND ME, I AM NOT SURE WHY."
Golfball: "PUFFBALL IS THE BEST TOO, BUT ONLY BECAUSE OF WHAT I'M DOING TO HER."
Golfball: "SEE? I CARE ABOUT MY FRIENDS SO SO SO MUCH!!"
Golfball: "OH, BUT MY LITTLE FOLLOWERS I RULE OVER TELL ME I DO NOT CARE ABOUT MY FRIENDS. THEY SAY I AM JUST THERE FOR MEAT AND POWER... AND THEY ARE PARTIALLY RIGHT."
Golfball: "A H- HEART?! F- FOR ME?! OH MY THRONE, I COULD JUST EAT IT RIGHT UP RIGHT NOW..! I BET IT TASTES WONDERFUL AND SQUIRMY... LIKE HOW BOTTLE DESCRIBED TACO'S TO BE!"
18 February 2023
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