dumb bitch vibes || slashers x reader

A new boss, more like a new asshole

As I was walking into work I was met face to face with the bitch of a receptionist Jane "really (y/n) shouldn't you be wearing something less showy" Jane said leaning on the desk and showing off her cleavage "and shouldn't you stop trying to fuck our boss while you have a husband and kids" I replied in a nonchalant tone, Jane scoffed and put her snout in the air "well it's obvious you didn't get the district-wide email or didn't bother to check it. Anywho our boss got brutally murdered in his home while his wife was out watching their son play in little league, and now we have a new boss whos a total hunk, but I doubt he would ever look in your direction" she said eyeing me up and down "cool, I could care less if he looked in my direction, I'm happy being single" I spoke signing in for the day "mhm that's what they all say, next thing you know your crying on valentines day" she told taking the clipboard from me, I walk over to the elevator 'who killed the boss' i thoughts I entered the elevator, I was pulled out of my thoughts when I heard a "hold the elevator!" from not too far away. I put my hand in front of the door holding the door open for a tan-skinned male, about 6 foot even and with scars littering his face, when he walked in he looked down at me and smiled "thanks" he spoke in a very masculine voice, I nodded my head in acknowledgment before going back into my thoughts thinking about the murder of my old boss. "my names Jed, Jed Olsen" he spoke again, however, this time he didn't get a response from me as I was enveloped in my thoughts "do you think it was the other Ghostface killer?" I thought aloud, and he froze, "huh? I thought there were only two," he said "well not exactly no, there are three but one isn't working with the other two. There is a duo and a lone wolf. My boss seemed more paranoid than usual and that's what the lone wolf Ghostface does, he plays with their head by taking pictures of the victims where they can see the flash but not him, making them paranoid. As they become more paranoid they sleep less making them more exhausted when he truly wants to kill them, so they don't fight back as much" I spoke "how do you know it's a male" he pondered "well first off, I listened to the calls that the victims experienced before they got killed, they are all males with all different pitches or tones in voice. that's easy to decipher even with the voice changer. Which means there are 3 killers. Not only that but one time the killer duo forgot to hang up when they got killed, but as you heard the screams from the victim you didn't hear the grunts from the killer on the other line, which means there are two that work together" I continued explaining "well how do you know all three of them aren't working together?" Jed asked me again "because the duo never took pictures, or left pictures. the thing the police are doing wrong is thinking that all the Ghostface killers are the same" just then the ding that says we have arrived at our floor goes off "eh see you around Jed" I get off but he grabs me by the wrist "may I offer you a cup of coffee later hot stuff" he winks at me "sorry, your not my type" I yank my hand away and began walking off but I felt his eyes follow me even as I walked away. That's him alright, that's Danny Jhonson, the third Ghostface killer. 

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it just hit 10 pm, and I decided to stay later than usual to get all my work done when I got a phone call. I picked it up "hello?" I spoke into the phone not getting any answer "hey listen, man, if this is just a prank call I'm gonna hang up" I said one more time before seeing a flash from the corner of my eye 'shit' i thought "okay I'm hanging up now" I said but before I could hang up I voice spoke "hey wait a minute," it was the third Ghostface "what's your name sweetheart" he spoke "why don't you guess" I said in a flirty tone to try and throw him off, he lets out a deep chuckle and says "why don't you give me the first and last letter of your name doll~" he spoke recuperating the flirty tone "alright, it starts with F and ends with U" I said before hanging up. That's when I heard a crash from close by. I quickly pack up my stuff and start running down the stairs pulling out my phone and dialing 911 "9-1-1 what's your emergency?" asked the 911 dispatcher "hi I'm in the Prescott buissness office right now, I need help right now, I think there is an intruder in the building and he's armed with a weapon" I say continuing to run down the stairs "okay ma'am we will be there as quick as we can do you think you can stay on the line?" the dispatcher asked once again "i-i can try" jumped a couple of stairs so happy I chose to wear converse again, I continue running down the stairs but it isn't very easy because I was on the 5th fucking floor,  but taking the stairs would be easier because I can see up the spiral staircase, even if the elevator is faster there is a higher chance he is hiding in there. I grab my butterfly knife from inside my bra. I get to the lobby floor and press the emergency jam button on the elevator, I breathe heavily before a hand is clamped around my mouth I stab the person in the leg as they let out a loud grunt, I step on their foot and they let me go I turn around to face the third Ghostface killer seeing bright yellow eyes behind the mesh that cover the eyes. he quickly runs over to me stabbing me in the arm "ASSHOLE" I punch him in the face, and I can hear a loud crack from behind his mask, I sweep his leg causing him to fall. He lands on his back and I put my foot on his chest pushing it down more and more, he attempts to get my foot off his chest but I continue to push down on his chest, but then I hear sirens in the distance. I quickly take my foot off him grab his knife stab myself in the leg and mess my hair up and punch myself in the face. I give him the knife back and my butterfly knife "I want my butterfly knife back understand" I push him through the emergency exit before knocking myself out on the desk and everything goes black.

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"Ma'am, ma'am" I shoot up quickly after smelling the smelling salts that are placed under my nose "what happened, where is he, holy shit that's fucking bright" I cover my eyes quickly from the blinding light that is being shined in my face "you were attacked, did you see the face of the intruder," I look around and notice my boss in the corner getting tended to a stab in the leg and a broken nose, I get up and walk over to him "ma'am you have a mild concussion you can't be walking around," the medical worker told me but I waved her off "you were here?" I asked Jed, and he nodded, I squint my eyes suspiciously "but I saw you walk out of your office" I told him "I went to the bathroom" he answered, I knew it was him I just want to fuck around with him "oh, alright. did he knock you out too?" I asked "he locked me in the janitor's closet" I nodded before falling forward but he caught me "looks like your falling for me yeah," he said with a sly smirk "in your dreams asshole" I push myself off of him before walking away "ma'am we really need to tend to your wounds" spoke the medical worker "and I really need a jack daniels, but we don't all get what we want. I can stitch myself up at home thanks for the help doc" I got in my car flipping off Jed before going home 'i hope he gives me back my butterfly knife'  i thought 

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THATS CHAPTER 2 DONE

now we have to work with Jed Olsen as a boss oh shit what will happen, will he give us back our butterfly knife, or will he keep it who knows. 

anywho I'm adding Jennifer from Jennifer's body as per request by one of my lovely readers, if you want to see any other psychos go ahead and comment who you want to see. 

Don't forget to drink water, eat some food, take any medication you might need to, and have a wonderful day/night.

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anyways bye my lovelies 

sincerely, 

author chan~