dumb bitch vibes || slashers x reader

Uhm hi?

As I rolled off the couch landing with a thud I saw Micheal standing above me with the camp crystal lake killer. I blinked in a surprise finding the two young men standing above me. "i thought we said no inviting friends over?" I looked over at Micheal who pulled out his little yellow notebook and pencil scribbling something down before showing it to me ' the camp burned down last night because some teenagers left their fire running throughout the night ' the small hand-held notebook said "Mmm, well. then I guess we are going to have to get you a new mask so I don't get arrested" I said as I stood up, walked to my attic, grabbed an old hockey mask I had, and walked downstairs to hand it to the tall bag-faced killer. The killer in question quickly grabbed the mask from my hands, then turned around placing the hockey mask on his face. "better" I asked as I strained my neck to look up at the tall male. he gave me a thumbs-up. "okay so now that I'm awake what do we want for breakfast boys?" I asked the two males, and they both made eye contact nodding, Michael then began scribbling down something in his notebook showing it to me 'pancakes.' I nod in understanding heading to the kitchen and putting my hair up in a bun with my scrunchy then tying an apron around my waist. I mixed up the pancake batter beginning to make the pancakes for the two males. I flipped the pancakes making sure they were both golden brown on both sides before placing them on the plate next to me. after I finished making the pancakes I plate them adding a square of butter on top of the stacked delicacies and then drizzling the syrup on top before placing them in front of Jason and Michael "Eat up boys if you're going to be living in my house you're going to get put to work, but first let's talk about ground rules. Number one, if someone knocks or rings the doorbell you go hide in the attic, or somewhere out of view. Number two while I'm out at work you do not get to leave the house unless at night and you can't be seen by my neighbors. Number three never under any circumstance are you to hurt the people in this neighborhood or close enough that the suspicion gets thrown onto me. Number four you have to work to earn your stay here, so you both get chore charts and they need to be done by the time I get back to work. this one is for Michael only please don't wear your jumpsuit and mask around the house, I don't need my neighbors seeing you through the window and knowing I'm housing a homicidal killer. I'll get you guys new clothes while I'm out today but other than that you should be good" I say patting the killer's heads, Micheal glared at that gesture while Jason cuddled into my hand. I didn't have work today as my boss called it off after the attack of last night so I could stay home and show the boys how to do their chores around the house. I went into my fridge grabbed a monster opened it, and shotgunning it so the caffeine can go into my system quicker. I sniffled whipping my nose and turning around to see the men staring at me in surprise. "what?" they then pointed at the empty can of monster in my hand "How did I drink it in less than 5 seconds?" the boys answered my question by nodding their heads. "I dunno" I walked over to my trash bin tossing the monster can in the now empty trash bag "if anybody asks you guys are a gay couple and I'm your adopted daughter, Jason if you are asked why you have a mask on you were a victim to a horrible acid attack and are very insecure about your face, and if asked why you guys cant talk your both mute," I said going upstairs "I expect those dishes to be washed and put away by the time I come back" I shouted before going upstairs and hopping in the shower as it was occupied by Micheal the night prior. 

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chapter four is done, I know it's way shorter than anything I have ever written but I'm going to be busy today and tomorrow so i rather get it done and out of the way so you guys get a chapter before i can't update the book for a while longer

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