It was a rare day where I had my grippy grabbers out?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!
Obviously I was out dealing with hilichurl camps bc I'm nto like othe rgirsl and I also happen to have no friends.
Suddenly A pyro slime bit onto my ankle cus I randomly zoned out thinking about emo things like my karmic debt
I growled aggressively as I watched the pyro slime shiver in fear as it backed away from my bitten ankle
Hah, as expected
LAMENT
The enemies flew back as I plunged every couple seconds
Before I knew it, I get flung and faint because of a sharp pain in my ankles
AUDIBLE GASP
I wake up to a strange feeling I had never felt before
I look down to see my ankles, twisted, turned, upside down, inside out, reversed, backwards, and spinning
Oh
my
REX LAPIS?!??!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
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End of part one...
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Xiao's broken ankles.
HumorHeavily inspired by this picture I took and the story "Cyno's crispy ass toenails"
