Today, I decided to step out of liyue
Gasp
To visit... dragonspine (specifically because I want to eat snow but you don't know that)
ehehehe...AHHAHAHAHHAHAH
I laughed aggressively as I saw the snow.
...Once the snow is thick enough
...
we can eat it
hahahah... EAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I grasped the snow and started biting onto it like a great adeptus should
Life is great
Life WAS great
Until...
My ankles started spinning and digging into the snow, shooting it around at the hilichurl camp nearby
Oh no, they've noticed me
It's been so much harder to fight those crusty dusty musty rusty things ever since something had happened to my ankles
Recently, my ankles have somehow been getting stuck in those hilichurl towers every second
I have been unable to get them out no matter how many lemniscatic wind cyclings i pull
By the time I break the tower, my grippers end up having dug into the ground and getting stuck again
This just makes it so much harder to actually fight anything because I have 0 control over what my ankles do
LAMENT
I jump from one place to another in hopes of getting away
Sorry mondstadt, you can fend for yourself, I only have liyue to take care of
And that's where I decide to just go back to liyue and never come back here again.
There's always another place to eat snow.
_
End of part four
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Xiao's broken ankles.
HumorHeavily inspired by this picture I took and the story "Cyno's crispy ass toenails"
