Kingsman: The Golden Circle (Agent Whiskey x OC!Reader)

The Statesmen Distillery

Kentucky, USA
"Oh! Here's where we leave the caskets to age. Unfortunately, we can't go in, as it's a temperature-controlled environment. So, let's move on to our world class stud farm, and meet three of our Kentucky Derby winners..." the tour guide explained to the group of tourists and the Kingsman agents and they walked the grounds of the Statesman Distillery. The agents slowed a bit before stopping near the side of the barn where they keep the whiskey barrels. Eggsy pushed a part of the wooden wall as it opened to reveal a scanner. He put his watch against it, "biometric security scanner just to protect a few old barrels of whiskey? Pull the other one, love." He said, not buying the tour guide's story about why they aren't allowed in. "Got it." Merlin said before the door unlocked and moved to the side. It closed after the three agents walked in.

"Are you getting anything?" Eggsy asked Merlin as he held a Kingsman tablet which was disguised as a clipboard, scanning the area. "Not yet," he replied. "Fucking hell." Eggsy commented about the hundreds of barrels holding the whiskey. "It's a shame it's not scotch." Merlin said. "You and your scotch," Elizabeth commented. The clipboard-tablet began to beep rapidly, "hang on," Merlin told the group. The clipboard-tablet showed its scan results. "According to this, there's a huge underground structure right beneath us. And if my calculations are correct..." he trailed off before moving to the side of the large barrel, placing the clipboard-tablet on the side, and picked up an axe, "this is the way in," he said before swinging back the axe before plunging it into the whiskey barrel. The barrel began to leak out the brown liquid, "fucking hell, Merlin. Shit!" Elizabeth said before helping him cover up the little hole he made.

"You know my mama...," a male's voice sounded from behind the trio, "she always told me that us southerners get our good manners from the British." He said as he walked closer, revealing he had a shotgun in his right hand, which he rested the barrel of on his shoulder. "I was thinkin' ain't that a pity. Y'all didn't keep nothing for yourselves." He continued before coming to a stop. "Y'all ain't never heard of knocking before you enter?" He said then spit to his left. "Well, actually we had an invitation, didn't we." Eggsy told him. "Oh, did you now?" The southern man asked, not believing his story. "Yeah, yeah. It came in the shape of a bottle." Eggsy explained. "We're from the Kingsman tailor shop in London. Maybe you've heard of us?" Elizabeth asked. "Oh, the Kingsman." The man said. "Huh. That's where y'all got them fine suits and them fancy spectacles y'all got on?" The man asked. "Exactly," Merlin agreed with a smile, thinking the man knew the actual purpose of the Kingsman tailor shop. "Y'all look damn sharp," the man commented. "Let me see if I got it right here. You want me to believe that it's normal for a tailor to hack through an advanced biometric security system with nothing but a little bitty old watch on?"

The Kingsman agents shared a look before the man removed the shotgun from his shoulder, cocked it, and pointed it at them. "I can promise you that dog don't hunt. So, why don't you go on and get down on your knees and tell me who you really work for?" He suggested. Merlin and Elizabeth shared a look and shrugged before removing their hands from the little hole that started to leak whiskey, again. The man spat and it landed on the hole, sealing it. "That's 1963 Statesman Reserve. You just made it personal." The man said before walking up the three, ready for a fight. Eggsy was the first to charge, ready to punch him, but the man moved to the side and hit the center of his back with the butt of the shotgun. He hit Merlin in the stomach before grabbing the back of his jacket and throwing him, head first, into the face of the barrel, knocking him unconscious. Elizabeth took out her gun and tried to shoot him but he was too fast for her as he pulled her arm to his chest and knocked out the weapon from her hand with his own. He hit the side of her head with the butt of his shotgun, knocking her unconscious. Eggsy tried to get a handle on him from the back but the man turned around and pinned him to one of the barrels, changing the setting of his watch to stun and aimed it at his neck before shooting him with the stun pin. Eggsy grabbed the part of his neck which stored the pin, "who the fuck are you?" He asked before he fell to the ground.