Scandalous Whore

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Scarlett: Hi.

Chris Hems: Hi!

Scarlett: Chris. You are buying this house.

Chris: Yeah. I need some extra space.

Scarlett: Well.. a deal is a deal.

Chris: Can I get a tour?

Scarlett: Of course. (Shows Chris into the house)
So this is the living room and kitchen. (Built in sauna, and hot tub room..

Chris: You are giving this house up why?

Scarlett: Well..

*Flashes*

Crissy: (Kissing Scarlett)

*Flashes*

Scarlett: Memories. (Hands Chris the key)

Chris: (Gives Scarlett the money)

Hunter: (Walks up to the house) Hello Scarlett.

Scarlett: Hunter. What are you doing here?

Hunter: Stealing your house. (Takes key from Chris) (Walks away toward the house)

Scarlett: Hunter!! I will not sell to you!

Hunter: (Turns around) You already have.

Blake: (Steps up behind Scarlett) You and your stupid friend took my husband away so you better be ready for hell to pay.

Scarlett: Oh my God! BLAKE LIVELY!!!

Blake: Scarlett Foehansson!!

Scarlett: (Groans)

Blake: (Groans louder)

Scarlett: I'll win whatever war you think you'll be starting.

Blake: I fucked the president and he will be getting back to me because I have herpes.

Scarlett: You scandalous whore.

Blake: Mama needs some money.
(Slaps Scarlett) Bitch!

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