The Scarlett Age

Let's Go Home Gorgeous

Aubrey: (Ducks and dodges the bullet)

*Bullet goes through a wall*

Aubrey: (Grabs gun)

Dana: (Teleports away)

Aubrey: What the hell?!

Dana: (Standing behind her and puts a rope around Aubrey's neck)

Aubrey: (Gasping and struggling) (Pulls rope from around her neck and ducks down)

Dana: (Screams) UGH!!!!

Aubrey: You can never catch us all!!!! (Sticks her middle finger up at Dana) (Walks away)

Dana: (Scowls as she nods her head)

Scarlett: That was fun. You know apart from being a childish weirdo at times you really can be really cool Atriel. (Smiles)

Atriel: Apart from being a self loving attention whore you can be pretty cool too. (Smiles)

Scarlett: (Unlocks the door) Crissy. I'm home!!

Dana: (Wearing Crissy's dress) (Speaks like Crissy) Hey Wifey.

Atriel: (Widens his eyes) (Squinches)

Scarlett: Heyy!!!! (Hugs Crissy) You're wearing the perfume I love when you wear. Also the lipstick I love to kiss you the most in.

Dana: Date night.

Atriel: (Looks scared)

Scarlett: Not tonight.

Atriel: (Sighs in relief)

Scarlett: I do need groceries. (Hands Dana a grocery list)

Dana: Okay,Sweetheart. (Reaches in and hugs Scarlett and tries to kiss her)

Scarlett: (Hugs Dana and blocks her kiss) Don't come back until you have everything on that list.

Dana: Okay. (Walks away)

Ryan (Holding Crissy down and wrapping duck tape around her mouth and eyes) This is just until I get what I want. (Handcuffs Crissy's legs together)

Scarlett: (Gasps)

Atriel: That's not the real Crissy.

Scarlett: I know but what do I do?!!!

Atriel: Aubrey called and warned me.

Scarlett: Warned you of what?!

Atriel: They hurt Florence!

Scarlett: Oh my God. Where is Crissy?

Atriel: Aubrey doesn't know.

Scarlett: (Screams) I WANT MY WIFE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Falls to her knees)

Dana: (Looks at Crissy) She can't see me.

Ryan: No she can't.

Dana: Keep her here and find out more information she knows about Scarlett and then in a two weeks worth we need to gouge her eyes out and throw her in the dumpster.

Crissy: (Gasps)

Lizzie: (Locked in a prison cell)

Officer Harris: (Opens cell) You have a visitor.

Lizzie: (Jumps up and kisses the officer) Thank you. (Walks up to phone) (Widens her eyes)

Katarina: Hey.

Lizzie: (Gasps) (Drools a bit) (Wipes her drool with her hand) What are you doing here?

Katarina: Taking you home.

Lizzie: Why would you take a pathetic loser like me home?

Katarina: I don't know. Maybe because you are not a pathetic loser. You're Lizzie Fuckin Olsen!!!

Lizzie: Well maybe you can be this loser's girlfriend.

Katarina: Maybe.

Lizzie: (Takes her Elizabeth Kitty wig off)

Katarina: Let's go home gorgeous. (Smiles)

Lizzie: (Smiles) Okay.