The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

-1. The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

[Mr. Davidson]
"The greatest stories ever told . . .
Have a hero who must be bald.
They learn a sense of right and wrong.
And better learn this sense through song!"

[Charlotte]
"Musicals tell the impossible.
They evoke the philosophical, yeah."

[Ted]
"So tonight we're gonna chronicle a story so astronomical . . ."

[Everyone]
"The last remaining story to tell!"

[Mr. Davidson]
"The guy who didn't like musicals!"

[All except Mr. Davidson]
"Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like-'em, didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like-'em!🙀"

[Mr. Davidson]
"I mean what the fuck?!?"

[All except Mr. Davidson]
"Didn't like, didn't like, did not like-a-like-'em!"

[Mr. Davidson]
"He's the guy who didn't like musicals!"

[All except Mr. Davidson]
"Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like-'em, didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like-'em!😾"

[Mr. Davidson]
"Yeah, what the fuck?!"

[All except Mr. Davidson]
"Didn't like, didn't like, did not like-a-like-'em!"

[Bill]
"In the tiny town of Hatchetfield,
lived an awful Grinch named Paul."

[Melissa]
"He spends his days surfing the web,
and not singing and dancing with us all!"

[Everyone]
"Should we kill him? Should we kill him?"

[Emma]
"He pines after a cute lil' barista.
Isn't that worth a show-stopping fiesta, yeah?"

[Professor Hidgens]
"But for some damn reason
He won't join out singing season!"

[Everyone]
"What an ass!
What a bitch!
What a cuck!"

. . .

[Mr. Davidson]
"The guy who didn't like musicals!"

[All except Mr. Davidson]
"Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like-'em, didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like-'em!"

[Mr. Davidson]
"I mean what the fuck?!?"

[All except Mr. Davidson]
"Didn't like, didn't like, did not like-a-like-'em!"

[Mr. Davidson]
"He's the guy who didn't like musicals!"

[All except Mr. Davidson]
"Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like-'em, didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like-'em!😾"
[Mr. Davidson]
"Na na na na na, na na na na na na👹"

[All except Mr. Davidson]
"Didn't like, didn't like, did not like-a-like-'em!"

[Mr. Davidson]
"It's the end of the world, Paul,"
[Everyone expect Mr. Davidson]
("End of the world")
[Mr. Davidson]
"If you don't sing . . ."
[Everyone expect Mr. Davidson]
("If you don't sing")

[Melissa]
"This is the bridge, Paul,"
[You should get it now]
("This is the bridge")
"Where we globalize everything."

[Professor Hidgens]
"And the words will come to you.
We swear we will teach you"

[Everyone]
"What it means to love.
What is means to
Obey,
Paul!"

. . .

[Mr. Davidson]
"The apotheosis is upon us!"

'YEY!'

[Mr. Davidson]
"Did you hear the word?"
[Everyone]
"What's the word?
He's a comin'!
Who's a comin'?
Paul's a comin'!
Paul's a comin'?
The star of the show!"

[Ted]
"Now for his headlining entrance . . ."

[Emma and Charlotte]
"Time to swoon at his leading man essence . . ."

[Bill and Hidgens]
"His name is in the title . . ."

[Melissa and Mr. Davidson]
"He's destined to go viral"

[Everyone]
"Here he is, his name is Paul . . . ENTER NOW!"

[Mr. Davidson]
He nods out of confusion (real) and leans over to Bill.
"Where the fuck is he?😸"
He whispers somewhat loudly.

[Bill]
He leans towards Mr. Davidson, both still holding their hands towards the door
"I have no fucking clue."
He replies in the same tone.

[Mr. Davidson]
He just continues nodding biting his lip. (I do that whenever I'm confused we must be soulmates😨)
"The guy just doesn't like musicals!"

[All except Mr. Davidson and Hidgens]
"Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like-'em, didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like-'em!😾"

[Mr. Davidson]
"Woahhhhhh woo!"

[Hidgens]
"You gotta believe in something Paul, what do you believe in stupid Paul?" (He sorta just repeats that over and over

[All except Mr. Davidson]
"Didn't like, didn't like, did not like-a-like-'em!"

[Mr. Davidson]
"He the guy who didn't like musicals!"

[Everyone else just continues what ever the fuck their singing]

[Mr. Davidson]
"And he definitely won't like this! Yeah! Yeah yeah!
He's the guy who didn't like musicals! Na na na na na na, na na na na na na!"

[Everyone but Emma and Hidgens leave and they just keep singing their part yay]

[Emma]
"Why, oh why?
[Both]
Paul you piece of shit!"

[Paul comes out of nowhere and the point at him]

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