tally hall has saved my life on multiple occasions

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I'm so sorry for this \ (february)


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ross, to everyone who tried to kill him in death request: if you fucking put a hand on me I'm gonna fucking rip your face off, BITCH.

bora: what did they do?!

ross: BECAUSE THEY FUCKING PUSHED ME- 


rob: this kid is on crack right now.

joe: *gets hit on the head with a basketball* YAA! *gets hit again* YaAaAaA-


joe: *behind a wall to scare andrew & zubin, mostly andrew*

andrew & zubin: *walks by*

joe: *shouts at them*

andrew: *screams* fuck you.


ross: hey, how much money do you have?

andrew: wow. 69 cents.

ross: oh! you know what that means!

andrew: *crying* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.


zubin: I spilled lipstick in your valentino bag.

rob: you spi- wh- wh- wh- wha- LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!


joe: people are always saying I slay. maybe I do.

joe: *slices sword in air*

joe: *knocks down flying object with sword*

joe: *poses*


steve, when leaving the band: *takes off backpack*

"fuck this shit I'm out"

steve: *launches self into trash can*


rob: *playing ukelele* hey, how you doin', well I'm doing just fine, I lied, I'm dying inside.


andrew: *playing the piano*

zubin: go suck a dick! suck a dick! suck a motherfucking dick!

andrew: *singing angelically* suck a dick, suck a huge or small dick~


andrew: how much did you pay for that taco?

ross: aye, you know this boy's got his free taco- *falls on skateboard* *drops taco to the ground*

andrew: *laughs*


rob: *strumming guitar* I love you, bitch.

some random girl: oh my god...

rob: I ain't never gonna stop loving you, BITCH. *another guitar strum*


zubin & rob: *approaching a staples*

zubin: do you think they'll actually have staples?

*they find staples*

rob: no way!

zubin: *grabs a box of staples* yes...wait, you know what this means.

zubin & rob: *running to a dick's sporting goods*

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