I am wasting my life on this site :3

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fuck yeah you know what time it is (july)


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bop-it toy, laying in a bed: I'm going to sleep.

ross, filming it: *tucks it in* *gives it a gentle pat*


zubin: *yells something* *gets hit by rob*

rob: *laughs*

zubin: *gets DECKED in the face*


rob: *pours a bowl of 'life' cereal and it pours lemons*

rob: well, when life gives you lemons!

*uhhhh jingle starts to play idfk the name of it man*


joe: I really can't stay-

also joe: BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDEEE.

joe: I've got to go-

joe: BABY IT'S COLDD-


zubin & andrew: *filming a duck at a fountain*

andrew: hey, duck! YOU'RE NO GOOD, DUCK!

zubin: YOU'LL NEVER BE SHIT!

andrew: YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!

zubin: *wheezes*


the tallies: *all in a car*

ross: *gets into the car with balloons*

joe: are those helium balloons?

rob: ah- for fuck's sake!

the tallies: *all unintelligible arguing as the car now begins to float INTO AIR*


zubin: *takes a hit of a cigarette, then coughs and gives it to joe*

joe: *takes cigarette* thank you. *pretends to smoke* I am now high.


andrew: *films weird pattern thingy*

andrew: *films himself* everybody dies eventually.


rob, filming himself: I hate this snapchat filter.

ross: that's you.

rob: I know. :(


(ngl this one makes no sense)

zubin: GOOD CREDIT? BAD CREDIT? NO CREDIT? NO PROBLEM! ARE YOU DEAD? FUCK IT, GHOST CREDIT!

some random ghost: I'm gonna get a subaru!


joe: hello. *checks non existent watch*

joe: it's currently half past I don't give a fuck-


priest at zubin & his wife's (I forgot her name, sorry) wedding: you may now kiss the bride.

zubin, while being emo: asterisks nuzzles & kisses asterisks.  

*"shake it" by metro station begins to play*

his wife: *flustered* xd.

priest: *what the fuck just happened*


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