hi, happy pride month!! <3 (june)
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joe: *filming a banana sitting in a car seat* what the FUCK?
joe: *puts a seatbelt on the banana* you need to fucking buckle up, it's the law.
andrew: I never saw "a goofy movie".
zubin: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
andrew: what?!
zubin: GUESS WHAT WE'RE SEEING RIGHT NOW, BITCH. *holds up "a goofy movie" on DVD*
andrew: I just never-
zubin: *puts DVD into DVD player thingy for a TV* I thought we were friends.
ross: there's only one race. the human race-
rob: *slaps ross* WHAT ABOUT NASCAR?
zubin: I don't understand why you're mad at me!
joe: dude, you killed my mom!
zubin: yeah, but I said "april fools".
joe: dude!
zubin: I got you good!
joe: you did-
rob's mom: do you wanna go to the mall?
rob: I just gotta ask my mom.
rob's mom: I'm your mom.
rob: mom, can I go to the mall?
rob's mom: yeah, I just invited you.
rob: she said no.
zubin: they say gender is what's in your pants, so... *reaches down into pants*
zubin: *pulls out a piece of paper that says "SOCIAL CONSTRUCT" on it*
zubin: think about it.
bora: *is holding a cigarette while talking to one of the tallies idfk* well, I guess that's the way it works.
sally: smoking kills, boys.
bora: so does talking shit, sister sally.
sally: hey, fuck you!
joe: *points to mess on floor while filming* did you do this?!
tanooki: *sniffs mess*
joe: did you do this? bad kitty- *pans camera to andrew*
andrew: *is on the floor, bleeding out while next to a knife*
joe: *points to andrew* did you do-
zubin: so, basically, um- what I was thinking of was-
ross: *punches the fuck out of zubin*
zubin: ah, fuck! I can't believe you've done this!
joe: *walks on roof while drunk*
rob: *is fliming* sup', dawg?
joe: *mutters something about jumping off the roof*
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tally hall, but they're vines
Randomhave you ever seen a vine and thought, "wow! that really seems like [TALLY HALL MEMBER]!" well, no more wishing and imagining it was them since this book now exists!!! ...
