it's my birthday and also the HITS birthday!!! (april)
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joe: *walks into tanooki's room & loud music is playing* are you CRAZY?!
joe: *turns off music* *faces tanooki* I can hear it from the kitchen!
rob: *is laying in bed and is holding ipad*
rob: *puts down ipad* okay, you're going to have to go home because you keep trying to suck my dick and I just wanna watch spongebob squarepan-
*zubin is filming a dog sitting in the driver's side of a car*
zubin: is that a dog in a car- AYE! AYE! AR- E- WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO DRIVE?!
dog: *barks*
zubin: WHAT?!
joe, when introducing ross to the tallies: go ahead and introduce yourselves.
ross: my name is ross with a B, and I've been afraid of insects my whole entire-
the tallies: stop, stop, stop. where?
ross: hm?
the tallies: where's the B?
ross: *panicking* there's a bee?!
andrew: even though I wear glasses and I've got terrible sight, when I take them off I can still see the fact that you're a basic, shady, bitch so get the fuck up-
a tally hall fan who's also a 911 operator: hello, police department, what's your emergency?
someone: SOMEONE'S IN MY HOUSE. *tally hall plays in the background*
a tally hall fan: oh my god...*smirks* are you listening to tally hall?
joe: *slides off of a ramp and faces the camera*
joe: good evening.
*camera peeks behind corner, showing henry beating up the narrator from T.H.I.S. in episode 7 with a stick*
henry: *beating the narrator* I HATE THIS DUMBASS BITCH, NARRATOR- *unintelligible rage*
andrew: *throws frisbee but it goes onto a highway*
rob: WHAT THE FUCK, ANDREW?
the tallies, writing the plot for the two wuv music video: *holding up a weapon* YOU READY TO FUCKIN' DIE?
zubin: *backs away* NO, I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME!
*tally hall fans enjoying "you" while playing good & evil*
*it ends*
*it switches to "fate of the stars"*
tally hall fans: *face of complete confusion & shock*
joe: baby changing station...*covers up the C in "baby changing station"* baby hanging station.
*camera pans to the tallies*
the tallies: *applause*
rob: this next song I wrote for my ex-girlfriend.
rob: *strums the guitar* BITCH! ...thank you.
zubin & ross: *is on omegle*
ross: my favorite screamo band is probably big time rush.
zubin: *covers up mouth in disappointment*
bora: got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday, ahah! *points to the camera* ...so now I take ~adderall~ ahah!
andrew: *holding up pizza pan while out of breath* hi, my name is andrew, welcome to pizza h-ut...let me guess, pizza? *passes out while pizza pan drops to the floor*
rob: *is on a run* *notices joe* oh my god, are you okay?
joe: *is laying on the ground face down*
joe: *raises head up* yeah, I'm fuckin' meditating, dude.
*tally hall fans whenever one of them posts a picture of themselves*
tally hall fans: yes, ____ get that selfie IN! he is fucking shit UP.
zubin: *is panicked* don't go in the living room, 'kay?
ross: what? why not?
zubin: I saw a spider!
ross: did you kill it?
zubin: I have 2 arms, it has 8, dude that's not fair!
rob: my dad went to the store at 3 o'clock and he hasn't been back for 17 years. should I be worried or should I say somethi-
andrew: hello, 911, there's a big ass rat in here! he's talking to people. I don't know-
charles entertainment cheese: WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID-
andrew: *now running* HE'S COMING, HE'S COMING!
*random person comes up to the tallies*
random person: in every group of friends, there's the dumb one.
the tallies: *all points to joe*
joe: really?
*they all laugh*
zubin & andrew: *poses*
rob, filming: you guys say colorado!
joe: *passes by while skiing and is also wearing a giraffe onesie* I'M A GIRAFFE-
ross: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?! *points to ceiling*
andrew: you said bring my grades up.
ross: ...I did say that. let me see-
zubin: okay, senior trip, where do you guys wanna go?
rob: the bahamas!
zubin: I don't know about that.
joe: let's go to hell!
zubin: ...no.
andrew, from behind door: oh my god, stop killing me!
bora: *is filming* *opens door*
andrew: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!
ross: I'm in my mum's car, vroom vroom.
ross's mom: get out me car!
ross: aw!
zubin: I'm JOHN CENA! *plays john cena theme song on 2 recorders with nose*
rob: *comes into bathroom* *is filiming* hi, welcome to chilli's!
and now here are two birthday vines (but with tally hall, of course!!!) because it is my birthday and I do not care if the number of vines goes past 30:
ross: just found out my birthday is the same day I was born. *shrugs* life is crazy!
*seinfeld theme plays*
the tallies: *all at a beach* *ZUBIN is carved into the sand*
the tallies: happy birthday, zubin!
zubin: I can't swim.
YOU ARE READING
tally hall, but they're vines
Rastgelehave you ever seen a vine and thought, "wow! that really seems like [TALLY HALL MEMBER]!" well, no more wishing and imagining it was them since this book now exists!!! ...
