Zodiac signs 1

Signs as three words

Aries: annoying but funny
Taurus: secretly hates everyone
Gemini: obsessive over food
Cancer: adorable and happy
Leo: smart and weird
Virgo: only watches Netflix
Libra: sporty but lazy
Scorpio: probably planning murder
Sagittarius: doesn't do anything
Capricorn: irritating and cute
Aquarius: super duper funny
Pisces: lovable lil' kittens