Aries: slim Jim
Taurus: manure
Gemini: fakeness
Cancer: tears
Leo: hairspray
Virgo: flowers
Libra: low IQs
Scorpio: death
Sagittarius: blood
Capricorn: gravel
Aquarius: febreeze
Pisces: anchovies
What the signs smell like
Aries: slim Jim
Taurus: manure
Gemini: fakeness
Cancer: tears
Leo: hairspray
Virgo: flowers
Libra: low IQs
Scorpio: death
Sagittarius: blood
Capricorn: gravel
Aquarius: febreeze
Pisces: anchovies