Aries: starting a riot
Taurus: robbing a deli
Gemini: identity thief
Cancer: kidnapping
Leo: flashing
Virgo: fraud
Libra: shoplifting
Scorpio: stalking
Sagittarius: grand theft auto
Capricorn: embezzlement
Aquarius: civil disobedience
Pisces: drug possession
What the signs would get arrested for
Aries: starting a riot
Taurus: robbing a deli
Gemini: identity thief
Cancer: kidnapping
Leo: flashing
Virgo: fraud
Libra: shoplifting
Scorpio: stalking
Sagittarius: grand theft auto
Capricorn: embezzlement
Aquarius: civil disobedience
Pisces: drug possession