Los mocos de Colibritany

MUERTE EN EL DIA DE MI BODA

Hola hoy me caso con Cameron les cuento un cuento.

Yo estaba en una camioneta con mis amigos
Luke
Valeria
Isabell
Fabian
Martina
Marvin
Marvil
Marcos
Jena
Maria
Alish y
Cameron
Estabamos iendo a mi boda cuando el carro de repente se boltea por que se le salio la llanta y fuimos rodando barranco a bajo yo,valeria,lsabell,martina,Jena,maria ibamos gritando
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÁASAAAAAAAAASASAAAAAAAAAUXILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOCOOOOORrOOOOO
Me desmaye al igual que
Valeria
Jena
Martina
Luke
Cameron
Fabian
Maria
Marcos
Isabell

Marvin,Marvil y Alish quedaron despiertos y ibam tratando de frenar pero el caro se detuvo por que el carro se estrello con un arbol ellos salieron y pudieron sacar a
Cameron
Martina
Colibritany
Isabell
Valeria
Jena
Marcos
Maria
Y nos arrastraron lejos por que el carro se puso caliente y despues de un minuto el carro exploto y nos calleron las tripas de los que no pudieron sacar despues de una hora nos despertamos los que estabamos desmayados despues fuimos caminando loma arriba para llegar a la carretera cuando llegamos un humilde señor nos ayudo y bino la ambulancia y nos llevo cuando yegamos al el hospital a varios le dio un infarto
2 infartos: Cameron,Martina,valeria,jena
4 infartos: Marcos,Isabell,Maria,Colibritany

De tantos infartos quedamos en coma durante una semana .yo desperte despues de 6 dias fue una experiencia horrible pero mi cerebro se desconjelo y mientras cantava la musica de
Ariana Grande

Problem

It's Iggy Iggs
I got one more problem with you, girl
Hey baby, even though I hate ya
I wanna love ya
I want you-u-u
And even though I can't forgive you
I really want ya
I want you-u-u
Tell me, tell me baby
Why can't you leave me
'Cuz even though I shouldn't want it
I gotta have it
I want you-u-u
Head in the clouds
Got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser
And realize that I've got
One less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less, one less problem
One less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less, one less problem
I know you're never gonna wake up
I gotta give up
But it's you-u-u
I know I shouldn't ever call back
Or let you come back
But it's you-u-u
Every time you touch me
And say you love me
I get a little bit breathless
I shouldn't want it
But it's you
Head in the clouds
Got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser
And realize that I've got
One less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less, one less problem
One less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less, one less problem
It's Iggy Iggs, uh
What you got?
Smart money bettin'?
I'll be better off without you
In no time
I'll be forgetting' all about you
You sayin' that you know
But I really really doubt you
Understand my life is easy
When I ain't around you
Iggy Iggy, too biggie to be here stressing
I'm thinkin' I love the thought of you
More than I love your presence
And the best thing now
Is prolly for you to exit
I let you go
I let you back
I finally learned my lesson
No half-stepping
Either you want it or you just playin'
I'm listening to you knowing
I can't believe what you're sayin'
There's a million you's, baby boo
So don't be dumb
I got 99 problems
But you won't be one
Like what?
One less, one less problem
One less, one less problem
Head in the clouds
Got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser
And realize that I've got
One less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less, one less problem
One less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less, one less problem

Pense que la estupida, zorra, remetric barata, per(r)a, idiota, asquerosa, loca,
Drogadicta, prostituta, rascuache, arrastrada, gata de Torrejita fue la que hizo eso la queria matar pero me puse a cantar la musica de Taylor Swift

Blank space

Nice to meet you
Where you've been?
I can show you incredible things
Magic, madness, heaven, sins
Saw you there and I thought oh my God
Look at that face, you look like my next mistake
Love's a game, wanna play
New money, suit and tie
I can read you like a magazine

Ain't it funny rumors fly
And I know you've heard about me
So hey, let's be friends
And I will see how this one ends
Grab your passport and my hand
I could make the bad pass good for a weekend

So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over
If the high was worth the pain
Got a longless, drivers, lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game

Cause we're young and we're reckless
We'll take this way too far and leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I got a blank space baby
And I'll write your name

Cherry lips
Crystal skies
I could show you incredible things
Slowly kisses, pretty lies
You're the kink baby I'm your queen
Find out what you want
Be that girl for a month
But the worst is yet to come

Oh no
Screaming, crying, perfect storms
I could make all the tables turn
Rose garden filled with thorns
Keep you second guessing like oh my God
Who is she? I get drunk on jealousy
But you'll come back each time you leave
Cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream

So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game

Cause we're young and we're reckless
We'll take this way too far and leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I got a blank space baby
And I'll write your name

Boy there's only one love
If it's torture
Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you
Boy it's only one love if it's torture
Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you

So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game

Cause we're young and we're reckless
We'll take this way too far and leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I got a blank space baby
And I'll write your name

Y me calme pero lo juro de que le saco la acha se la saco pero le voy a dar donde más le duele su novio Kermit la rana de los Muppets wuajajajaja . Perdonenme por favor es que me puse como una loca sicopata con el cerebro partio o resumido Torrejita -_■ tengo que ir a la cita con el sicologo .

Sicoloco y borraccho: Como te sientes

Colibritany: como que loca -_◆

Sicoloco: yo no te e dicho loca . Colibritany reaccinona se que estas a hai

Colibritany: MIRRA UN PAJARO VERDE
donde AI BOBA

SICOLOCO: COLIBRITANYYYYYYY REACCIONA O TE VOY A LLEVAR A INTERNAR

Colibritany: ES UNA AMENAZA

Sicoloco: Paramedicos llevensela.

Unos duendes me secuestraron y me tubieron tomando pastillas valeriana

Los duendes me sacaron ellos dicen que estoy bien pero yo no creo me dijeron que soy media vipolar. El lunes cuando llegue la estupida de Torrejita me dijo loca y casi la mato pero me tome mi valeriana y me uni al grupo de jipis de la escuela para tener paz pero no sirvio mis doctores me dijeron que rompiera cosas pero no me dijeron que wuaaajajajajaja y le rompi el craneo de Kermit y aora si me siento mejor.