Los mocos de Colibritany

DESEPCIONADA,ENAMORADA Y CANTANTE

Despues de unos dias fue la coronacion de la reina de las universidades y perdi. Despues de la coranacion vi al pe(r)o de Frank vesandose con la estupida de Torrejita el me vio y corrio a tras de mi y me alcanso y yo le dije que me dijera su explicasion y el me dijo que lo perdonara y lo perdone pero si lo volvia a ver con la estupida de Torrejita de nuevo lo mandava pal carajo y cuando llegue a casa me llamo Yarielis

Llamada

Yarielis: oye vi a tu novio besando a Torrejita

Colibritany: de nuevo grasias por desirme amiga chao

despues de decirme eso llame a Frank

Llamada

Colibritany: pendejo terminamos

Llamada colgada

Despues de dejar a Frank ,se suicido, me enamore de Cameron y poco a poco lo fui enamorando poniendo mis tangas en su mochila pero las otras niñas como me vieron asiendolo ellas lo hacian . Un dia en la escuela .

Valeria: deja tu cochinaaaa

Colibritany: no soy cochina

Isabell: dejen de pelearse por mi novio

Colibritany y Valeria: no es tu novio es mio y si vuelves a decir eso te saco la acha

Isabell: celosas lelo lelo

Colibritany: no voy a hablar con SORDAS. CHAO estupidas

Despues de ponerlas en su lugar me puse a pensar que Cameron y me puse a pensar que algun día mis tangas no servirian de nada y devia trabajar para darle lo que queria comprar para que fueramos novios cuando me chatio Fernando tu yeyesito de Brooklin

Whatsapp

Fernando: Hola! Quisieras trabajar en Brooklin en un bar

Colibritany: SIIIIIIIIII . A Q ORA ES Y DONDE ES

Fernando: a las 7:39 pm en Brooklin calle T tercer local primer piso vereda #2

Colibritany: si voy a ir chao

Yo llegue al bar y cante la cancion de Meghan Trainor

All about that bass

Because you know I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass no treble,
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
but I can shake it, shake it like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
and all the right junk in all the right places

I see the magazines working that Photoshop
We know that sh*t ain't real
come on now, make it stop
If you got beauty beauty just rise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect
from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
she says, boy like a little more booty to hold at night
You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass no treble,
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass

I'm bringing booty back
Go ahead and tell then skinny b*tches, Hey
No, I'm just playing I know you think, you're fat,
but I'm here to tell you
every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
she says, boy like a little more booty to hold at night
You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass no treble,
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass.

Sin saber me miraba Martina Stoesell .
Despues de un rato me chatio un numero de Argentina y era Martina Stoesell

Chat

?????: hola quisieras q cantar conmigo en una gira ?

Colibritany: dime quien eres

?????: soy Martina Stoesell de Violeta

Colibritany: o por Dios claro que si . Soy tu fan numero 1 #teamomartina

Martina Stoesell: te voy a recojer a tu casa pues

Colibritany:ok

Le chatie a Cameron para ver si queria venir y el dijo que si ;pero siempre hay una mierdota en el camino tenia que decirle a mamá

Colibritany: mamá me voy pa la gira de violeta

Mamá: no vas pa ningun lado . Sin darme un besito que te vaya vien

Mi mamá me dejo ir fui a
EEUU
ESPAÑA
FRANCIA
BRAZIL
ARGENTINA
PANAMA
COSTA RICA
CHINA
ITALIA
JAPON
COREA
RUSSIA
CANADA
SUR AFRICA
MONGOLIA
VENEZUELA
ETC.

me sentia fenomenal era famosa al nivel mundial .mis compañeros de gira fueron
Marvin
Martina
Cameron
Justin bieber
Leon
Fabian
Y todos los de violeta

Gracias Meghan Trainor te amo por personas como tu nuestro planeta progresa

Because you know I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass no treble,
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
but I can shake it, shake it like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
and all the right junk in all the right places

I see the magazines working that Photoshop
We know that sh*t ain't real
come on now, make it stop
If you got beauty beauty just rise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect
from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
she says, boy like a little more booty to hold at night
You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass no treble,
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass

I'm bringing booty back
Go ahead and tell then skinny b*tches, Hey
No, I'm just playing I know you think, you're fat,
but I'm here to tell you
every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
she says, boy like a little more booty to hold at night
You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass no treble,
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass