The Boyz smut collection

Q : S€x is overrated

Written by @/strayed-quokka on Tumblr
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Sex was always exaggerated pleasure.
At least sex was never any good. Not good enough to justify laying naked in a stranger's bed before leaving early in the morning to go home. You weren't sure if maybe there was something wrong with you, but they just all seemed to be so pathetically vanilla.
"You look fucking miserable, jesus christ," your best friend since a particularly terrible high school party a few years ago, Changmin, scowls at you, his hair unbrushed on his head and his eyes still tired. It's surprising that he's even awake.
"I am miserable, Minnie," he grimaces, grabbing another mug from the endless ones you both have (it may have something to do with your need to buy a disney themed one every time you see one), pouring you an extra large cup of black coffee.
"I'm sorry angel," he pouts, and you gratefully take the scolding beverage from him before adding some milk.
"Why are men so shit in bed? Why is sex so overrated?" the platinum blond young man seems unfazed at first, given that you've probably asked him this at least once every two weeks for the past year. He was used to it, and every time he could only offer the same few solutions. Tell them what they want, and trial and error it. It was never a one size fits all.
You knew that, but you were also impatient and in your sexual prime, and no one was satisfying you. You couldn't remember when you'd last had an orgasm that you didn't bring on yourself. Anyway, here you sit against the kitchen island with disappointment pulling all your features down, and your best friend sighs, "go shower. We can talk about it after."

You listen to him. Changmin was probably the only man on this entire planet that you rarely if ever argued with. He just understood you, sometimes it made you even wonder if he read your journal, because how the hell did he just get it?
"Minnie, can lask you a question?" you ask, brushing through your wet hair as the man looks at you when you come back into the room refreshed. You're wearing his shirt again, legs bare, and he wishes he wasn't so perfectly willing to give them all to you as if they belonged in your wardrobe more than in his.
"Sure," you put the brush down, thinking the question over in your mind before deciding to ask it anyway.
"Do you think you're good in bed?"
It was probably the worst moment in time for Changmin to take a sip of his coffee, for now he was left choking and coughing horrifically while you reached around to pat his back. He was trying to remember in his mind if you'd ever asked him a question quite like this, but quickly determined that this may've been the boldest thing he'd ever been asked by you.
It's not that Changmin necessarily kept his sex life a secret from you, nor did you keep yours hidden, but you'd never directly asked him if he actually thought he was any good.
"Are you asking me in hopes I say yes so you don't entirely give up on your sexcapades?"
You huff, crossing your arms as you lean against the counter across from him, "at least tell me you know how to make a girl come. That's enough for me."

He doesn't know if the temperature in the room has risen or if he's just warmer, but the vulgarity in which you ask makes him feel weaker. That being said, he liked to believe that he could confidently tell you that he could, and that it wouldn't be a lie, "Are you telling me you've never once heard me had sex?"
Now it's your turn to blush, turning your head away from him to stare at the wall ahead, "I mean... I wasn't going to say it and embarrass you."
He likes this push and pull, the teasing nature that your question brought, and there's something about you becoming more shy that makes him more confident, "you tell me then."
He got you there. Not only had you heard some of the girls he'd been with, but they'd been more than vocal. Honestly, you couldn't imagine ever being that loud, but then again, no one ever did anything that made you feel the need to scream.
" have another question," you start, and he nods as his lips turn upward into a grin, his deep dimples on full display for you. He's nothing short of charming and sweet.
"You're full of those today, aren't you?"
"You sure they never faked it?"
Changmin can remember the few times he's been rendered speechless, but none even came close to the way he falters now. He guesses there wasn't ever a way of truly knowing, but it had been a long time since he felt like a girl wasn't genuine with him. Honestly, the last time was probably back when he was still incredibly inexperienced.