Markiplier + Ego Oneshots

Darkiplier x reader Bad choice?

Sorry I wrote this a while ago and totally forgot to post oml....

18.Teasing kisses where one person blows air into the other’s mouth and runs away.

You picked this.. you know who you are.

     *RING* *RING* Your alram practically shouted at you to get up. What time even was it? You checked the clock, 12:30pm. Your eyes widened you knew you slept in, but you didn't know you slept in THAT late. Dark is always about a scheduled wake up time, so why didn't he wake you up? After a bit of pondering, you got out of bed, and started to look for Dark. Walking down the stairs, you find him in his office.

     "Dark?" You question. He turns and looks at you. "Well good morning sunshine," he says, turning back to his work.

     "Why didn't you wake me up?"

     "I thought you could use some rest. You've been working really hard lately."
    
"Well thank you," you smile, walk up to him, and kiss his forehead. He gives you a half smile, and goes back to working. "You're telling me I work hard, but what about you?" You say, crossing your arms sassily at him. He chuckles a bit. "What? what's so funny!?" You say glaring at him. "You're always so worried about others, take a break." He turns to you and continues, "Plus, if anyone deserves to be cared about it should be you."

     In that moment he pulls you into his lap, and places his forehead against yours. "I love you my dear..." he mumbles. "I love you too," you repeat. He leans in to kiss you, but you had different plans. Before he can completely seal his lips with yours, you blew air into his mouth. He pulls back and blinks completely confused. You take this opportunity to run. As you leave the room, you giggle. Dark stands up from his chair and says with a sinister smile "You're going to regret that. Now I'll count...you H I D E."
    
     Your eyes widen as you proceed to pick up the pace. This isn't the first time this has happened. You have a habit of teasing Dark, but it's not like he doesn't give you a fair share back. You duck into the cabinet under the sink, not the cleanest place to hide, but it will do. "10~" by this time Dark had finished counting, and was currently looking for you.

     Suddenly he's opening the cabinet to the sink grinning. "Found you~" he sings. "How come you always find me so fast!?" This was true he always found you in the first place he looked. He chuckles and pulls you out of the cabinet, picking you up. "Love, I'm a supernatural being." Dark raises his eyebrow like you didn't already know. "Well that's not fair!" He smirks as you wine trying to get out of his grasp. Of course that was pointless, he had a tight hold on you.

     Dark sat down with you still in his arms. "Now what are we going to do with you?" He places his hand on your cheek. You look into his eyes as he speaks again. "You know, if you just agreed to give me a kiss, I might just forgive this whole ordeal." This is probably a bad choice, but instead of taking the deal, you decide to drag on your bratiness and say, "mmmmmmm no."

     As soon as you said that, you instantly regretted it as the sinister smirk on his face grows. "Well...then I suppose a punishment is in order," he suddenly stands up and carries you off into the bedroom. You try to squirm away again, but you can guess how well that went. Was that choice really all that bad in the end?