Inspirobot quotes

All the Quotes I could find in 1 Chapter

Some of these Quotes are also taken from a video because it was too boring and silent to just keep clicking Inspirobot for the Quotes so yeah enjoy this one!

„Punch yourself."

„They can force you to exercise regularly, but they can't force you to travel to Mars."

„Try to be the reason a stranger gets diarrhea today."

„Be the reason why somebody gets pregnant."

„Marriages have the potential to regulate income."

„Isn't it kind of obvious that cockroaches are cockroaches because of those in power?"

„Keep on running.."

„The fact that you are ugly is what makes you a failure."

„Murder can be as pretty as a breath of fresh air of tomorrow."

„We can make policemen beg for mercy."

„A politician is the ghost of a friend on speed."

„Every moment of your life can be an embrace made of kale."

„Existence stinks."

„If you are your own best friend in the illegal drug ring, you must learn to think outside the illegal drug ring."

„If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your best friend's wife receives cunnilingus in a Public Restroom."

„By supporting the right charities we can make it so that neighbors apologize publicly."

„Don't stop sodomizing."

„Before the cleansing, comes the sexual climax."

„Believe in yourself, it's never too late to kill someone."

„Language. It's going on as we speak."

„Trust guns."

„Try to make it so that your partner has a hard time."

„Being human without tits feels pointless."

„By the power of the internet you can ensure that your girlfriend has a seizure."

„Fear hoes. Sexy. Know crap."

„If you can fondle it, you can ride it."

„Bullets are sexy."

„If there's a way to drug him, there's a way to find him."

„Man milk. You've earned it."

„Please try selling illegal substances."

„Giving birth backwards can be the mistake of a lifetime."

„Canada. Sheer coincidence?"

„Tomorrow begins today. Get a divorce."

„Bronies are ridiculous."

„Jump and die."

„Keep undressing. You are being greased up."

„The two things you need in order to get addicted to Heroin is success and something beautiful."

„A fidget spin doesn't last forever."

„Don't be jealous of your brother's death, just play ball."

„Murder is the fuel of everything."

„Don't be a savage. Thiefify your hermit."

„Wake up. Die."

„Listen. It's never too late to get Smallpox."

„Dolphins are actually original."