Before we start.
This is the sex bootyfuck sexy sex sex part!!!!!!! Woohoo!!!! (This took way too long what the fuck.)
enjoy bestie westies 😜😜
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Mr rizz and Big man both went bag home but Grizz was horny asf 😒(as always)
Moving on.
Grizz called Big Man and said "Wanna have a sleepover"
Big man said "Ay!!!(Sure!)"
Big man came RUNNING over to Grizz's house
Grizz greeted big man at the door.
They went upstairs and started watching movies, but Grizz randomly got up and locked the door, and Big Man didn't seem to notice
Grizz slammed Big Man onto the bed.
AY(WHAT ARE U DOING????)
Grizz took off his clothes lets have a lil fun if you know what i mean.
Ay???!??????!???!?(WHAT????)
"Shhhhhhh why you gotta yell people are gonna think im doing something bad to you"
AY???(WHY IS THAT YOUR FIRST THOUGHT??)
...
AY!?(I THOUGHT I CAME OVER TO WATCH MOVIES NOT HAVE SEX??)
"...Do you want to anyway?"
ay(sure btc 😜)
(solarflopp??? NAH BITCH GTFO WE GOT SOLARSLAYY‼️😍😜 #ATE #SLAYED #CHEWED #FLOPTOK😍😜🥰)
*Big Man's phone starts ringing.*
Ay??(Who's that..?)
*pick up*
???:HEY BITCH!!! IM ON THE WAY TO UR HOUSE WERE GONNA WATCH MOVIES RIGHT???
Ay(Oh. Uhh..)
Ay!!(H..hi!!)
Ay..?(UHHH How far are you..??)
???:15 minutes!!!
*gasp*
Ay..(Okay... see you soon)
*doot doot doot*
"Who was that..?"
Ay...(My friend who's coming from across the world..)
Ay.....(I don't know if we can even start now..)
"They're 15 minutes away! We still have..some time!!"
Ay..(O..Ok!)
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Note: i've never done this type of shit before so idk how to like... make it work??? i guess?? so if it looks weird or shit js deal with it in so sorry 💀💀 l l l l l l p p mo jo n on o j
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Big man takes off his pajamas because he ***THOUGHT*** that he was here for movies but CLEARLY he was wrong 💀
*Doorbell*
solar and rider are here???? what!!!!!!!
this is insane.
rider: HEY BIG MAN
solar: and i guess grizz too 😒
rider: I GOT YOU A HAPPY MEAL
COME EAT IT BITCH OR I'LL SHOVE IT DOWN UR THROAT
Ay!!!(AHHH WHAT)
Ay(GET UNDER THE BED)
big man walks out
Ay..!(Hi guys..!)
rider and solar almost DIE because big man is naked like what the fuc
Ay...(oh oops)
solar: AND GRIZZ IDK WHY UR UNDER THE BED IK YOU'RE HERE DUMBASS
...
Solar: Get the fuck out from under there. I can literally see you dumb bitch
Grizz: ...Fine.
AUFHJDJ WHAT RHE FUCK
GET YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES ON BITCH
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
solar fucking faints to the ground
Rider: wow that's amazing now i have to put him back in the box.
Grizz: why the fuck would you just have a box in the back of your pocke-
Rider: For times like this. enjoy ur food big man!!! 😻
solar and rider leave
YOU ARE READING
big man x mr grizz (satire)
Romance⚠️remember that this is satire !!! grizz from discord if u see this uhhhh...hi..... ⚠️ mr grip and bug lad date... (very emotional😪😪)
