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E: And next we have a dare from...Me!

T&A: Why.

E: Because I said so, that's why.

T: But your not my mom.

Cole: LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER.

L: *Pushes to ground* YOU PUSHED ME FIRST.

Makishi: PUSHING IS NOT WELCOME.

Ishimaru: PUSHING IS NOT WELCOME IN ANY ENVIRONMENT.

Makishi: 10 MINUTES IN TIME OUT! ALL OF YOU!

E: Please leave my house.

T&A: Please.

Makishi: TIME OUT OR NO JUICE BOXES FOR YOU!

All: NOT THE EFFING JUICE BOXES!

E: Momishi please leave my goddamn house.

Makishi: CURSING IS NOT GOOD! *Le gasp* Don't tell me Amir has gotten to you!

A: IM SO CONFUSED.

Makishi: Amir is a very bad influence!

E: Yet your dating him-

T: WOAH THATS GAY-

E: Your gay.

A: GAY MARRIAGE IS NOW LEGAL IN FIFTY STATES!

T: WAIT IT IS-

P: WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING

E: oh wow when did you get here-

K: We've all been here the whole time.

E: That explains the wild Usagi chilling under the table. *points at table*

L: Ok I have no idea who that is-

E: Shhh.............

T: Why are we even here again?

E: I actually forgot tbh.

-------TimeSkip to when I actually remember what I was talking about-------

E: I remembered what we were doing!

A: Oh god.

T: *sighs* What is it.

E: LETS WATCH ANIME!

~~~~~~~TimeSkip to after 3 episodes~~~~~~~
A: OH GOD MY EYES-

T: NEVER AGAIN. EVER.

E: *laughs hysterically*

A: YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL THING I HAVE EVER MET-

T: I WAS POSITIVE COCO WAS A GIRL.

E: There's only three episodes (so far), so you guys are safe for now.

A: FOR NOW? GOD DAMNIT IM NEVER WATCHING ANIME WITH YOU EVER AGAIN. SCREW YOU.

E: And this my friends is how to scar two grown men for life. *bows*

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 02, 2015 ⏰

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