Kaedehara Kazuha x Tree [LEMON]

Part 1 - Tree's Awakening

Due to the life out at sea, Kazuha had very rarely had any chances to contact with the nature he so much very loved. Seeing nothing but the tyrannical white blue-ish hues of waves had taken a toll on his mental health; thus when he arrived to Watatsumi Island, he was very much starved.He craved, he crawled for the affection he needed. Deciphering the poetic and encrypted messages one had sent; you can see that Kazuha's poems were about how *horny* this man was. He was rock-hard at basically any given moment, Gorou and Kokomi has especially noticed this new "asset". Gorou, perhaps more, for he masturbated about it at night far too often.Those that are blinded by the 'flowers-for-words' will not realise how much a perverted freak Kaedehara Kazuha truly was. Standing in the mist of the pink-ish purple island, he ventured for a great voyage. A treasure hunt that he has gotten the idea of this night--Finding a perfect natural fuck-hole.


Grabbing his lantern; he ventured deep into the Watatsumi wilderness. Through the mists of smoke underneath the moonlight swirls, he could see a beauty standing before him. Something so foreign, but yet so exotic. This hole.. this radiates pure elegance and beauty. No noble maiden could ever compare, it was just so... magnificent.A birch tree of a perfect caliber, expresses variegated colours through pretty sidelines. This tree hollow was perfect; it had room for an ample nest and even had delicious withers haunting it! Kazuha touched a suspicious red "jam", and sucked it off his fingers. This had a delicious aroma, and he could even taste spider eggs! Packed with protein, this made for a perfect pre-sex snack.He began by rubbing his hard-on onto the tree bark, moaning as he felt miniscule twigs rub against his erection, leaves soothing the rashes. He began to leak pre-cum from the tree linch-caused pleasure alone, but he knew orgasming on the tree was a "rookie" move. The real "alpha males" nut their load into the tree.As he felt himself begin to climax, he quickly removed his penis. This caused his penis to womp in protest, hanging low. Deciding to ignore the fact that his dick was somehow sentient, he removed his shorts. All that remained were his signature red thigh-highs and 20 inch horse cock.


Truth be told, Kaedehara Kageharu's wife was actually a ugly hobgoblin. Kageharu was a well-known racist, colonist, zoophile who was also pro-life (he despised abortions). The "death at childbirth" was actually his beloved pet hobbit being put down so no evidence of this misconduct could be found. Kazuha, himself, did not know of this fact so he thought his *massive* "wanger" was a normal human function.He slid his penis into the tree hollow, moaning in pleasure as he felt spider silk attach to his penis, it was almost welcoming. He began to thrust, his fat booty cheeks thumping along with a non-existant beat of music. A melody composed of his dick sliding in and out of a tight, small tree hole. Searing, burning pain that spread quickly throughout his nether regions threatened to consume him like a flame. It appeared to flicker and burn, but Kazuha ignored this for the sake of chasing his orgasm. He felt his balls begin to tighten as he release was to come, and finally white, fertile cum spread all across the hole. The amount of cum produced overflowed the hole, causing it to leak onto the grass. Safe to say, the bugs that starred in 'Bug's Life the Movie' were flooded by Kazuha's semen.


He quickly slid out of the hole, and yelped in pain. His balls and his cock felt as if they were electrified by a divine thunderbolt itself, everything just fucking *HURT*. He looked down to his "willy", and saw sharp spikes descending from it. Kaedehara Kazuha, being an idiot, had placed splinters into his own penis. He hesitated for a moment, tilting his head sideways. He stared at the Watatsumi military tower nearby, with tents littered with soldiers peacefully resting. He wondered if he should ask for help, would it take too much to ask for Gorou to *casually* remove some splinters from his dick? He shook his head to assign himself to the firm belief that no--Gorou would not enjoy pulling splinters from his friend's genitals.The burning flame, churned and flickered, demanding for release. He knew at that point he had to act quickly, or he is going to feel so much more pain from the splinters. Using his bandaged hand, he plucked one splinter from the tip of his weiner. He screamed out in agony, for the pain being uncomparable to anything he had ever experienced beforehand. Fuck, maybe even being inside a meat grinder hurt less then this.Blood spewed from the tip, it was like if he pissing blood. Blood stained the tree bark, and smelt heavily of his smegma. You could say, Kazuha is one dirty little boy. This process walked onwards, Kazuha screaming as more and more wood was removed from his penis. At the final plucking, his throat was far too stretched to scream, but he let out small sobs as it left. He stared downwards to witness the calamity. Blood, semen and splinters made one disgusting puddle, lying at his feet. Kazuha's first instinct was to run as far as he could, and that's what he did. He ran with no pants on back to his tent made of fine silk, but he forgot a major detail.


His maple-themed pants were left at the crime scene.


When Kazuha arose, he saw fluffy dog ears twitching and blue-ish pink garments; two familiar faces. He stretched and sat upwards on his beanbag to see Gorou & Kokomi standing before him, looking at him intently.Gorou held up Kazuha's beloved maple-themed pants and put it onto the tent ground, tail wagging as he did so. The pants were stained in Kazuha's precum, Gorou is definitely going to lick that off when Kokomi isn't watching.

"Care to explain, Kaedehara?"

Fuck. Kazuha knew that he was about to get interrogated for his sexual deviant degeneracy.


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